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i can’t believe we’re all young professionals and academics and we’re still logging on to tumblr.com every single day to clown on ourselves. who let this happen

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for fellow austins and the rest of texas

fuck ERCOT

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@gymnasiumexcess

tiny panther roar

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me whenever i click on a youtube video and it starts to play seven thousand ads in a row before i can finally watch it

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was just Remembering how you’d be out with a friend and you’d each order a different cocktail and you’d ask “what’d you get?” and they’d read the description off the menu and you’d be like “ooh that sounds good” and then they’d say “try it!” and then you’d have a lil sip of their drink and they’d have a lil sip of your drink and you’d decide which one was best and you wouldn’t give each other a life-threatening respiratory infection

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now THIS is a sponsored post

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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

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(via)

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#my last two brain cells

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