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@malusienki

the wording on this Jack russell vid beamed a permanent mark onto my brain

#doggy

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this was funnier in my head

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every day i log on here and make posts that are like 'has anyone thought about ancient rome if it was in the omegaverse' 'imagine getting banned from rome for saying what fictional roman guy did to other fictional roman guy' 'top 10 roman senators i think would be loudest in bed' , etc. and you guys dont even unfollow me for it

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i love when guys come in and order samwiches like "oh this ones not for me its for the WIFE haha such a weird order i know but its not for me its for my wife. i wouldnt usually order this but its for my wife" like alright mister whatever you say 🤨 heres your sissy lil faggy homosexual samwich! for YOU!

#yk the rant started out going in an okay direction #like yeah we shouldn't make fun of guys for liking supposedly feminine things #but then the message that he took from it is just. so bizarre

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Actually obsessed with the idea of a historical novel where someone is sent to gaul instead of gaol. we are so sick to death of your nonsense that we have decided that we are sending you to france immediately

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name them. now.

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shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders

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its so difficult to draw anatomy. and objects. and backgrounds. and clothing. and colors. and lighting. i honestly dont know how i ever managed to draw anything in my entire life

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anyone else think about their guy and briefly understand what it feels like to be an anime girl

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Reblog if your blog is NOT a safe space

RADIATION POISONING

if terfs touch this post, one billion roentgen

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You guys, I just came up with a GALAXY BRAIN Clemenza staging.

Tito is a trust fund baby who used his parents' money to buy a huge communal house in which he's established his vast and sprawling polycule, but he won't get his full inheritance unless he legally marries a woman. He's gay and still desperately in love with his college boyfriend Sesto, a trans man who formerly identified as gay but who is newly identifying as bi and kinky, and who is deep in New Relationship Energy with his domme Vitellia, a newcomer to the polycule who has determined to emerge at the top of the heap, holding the deed to the house and all the money.

Tito auditions his coworker Berenice as a nice respectable beard who he thinks he'll be able to introduce to his parents and marry, thereby securing the polycule's fiscal stability, but Vitellia drives her off with her bad vibes. Annio, another bisexual trans man, formerly Sesto's secondary partner but newly demoted to occasional fuckbuddy, has been consoling himself by getting together with Sesto's sister Servillia, who Tito chooses as his new beard after Berenice leaves because he thinks the huge infusion of cash into Sesto's family might win him back into Tito's bed.

Both Annio and Servillia are horrified by this notion and try their best to change Tito's mind without offending him. Vitellia, meanwhile, has gotten fed up with waiting to be chosen as Tito's legal spouse and has decided to convince Sesto to murder Tito and set the house on fire, since Sesto is the beneficiary both of Tito's life insurance and, in the event of Tito's death, of the disaster insurance for the house. Sesto isn't in love with Tito anymore and he resents the fact that as the designated rich kid of the polycule he gets to call all the shots while pretending that they're all living in an anarcho-syndicalist commune, but he still loves him platonically and considers him a friend.

Unfortunately he gets so horned up by the kinky scene Vitellia devises for him that he promises, almost in spite of himself, to enact it in real life. He bungles it and accidentally stabs Lentulo, a hapless stoner, and the fire is quickly put out. Publio, Tito's straitlaced former frat buddy who's been carrying a torch for him since college, pleads with Tito to call the cops and get Sesto locked up, but Tito, whose Caviar Marxist guilt and lingering infatuation with Sesto is at war with his sense of self-preservation, tells Publio earnestly that all cops are bastards and that they'll settle the issue with a restorative justice circle.

Finally he chooses Vitellia as his beard, and in a frenzied voicemail to her therapist, Vitellia decides that she's got to confess her guilt and take her punishment. Tito, shellshocked at the notion that more than one member of his beloved polycule has betrayed him, nevertheless maintains that he will not be calling the cops, and he stands there stunned as all of the other members of the polycule sing his praises as a truly decent dude, pack their bags, and move out to get away from all the drama, leaving him standing in the foyer of a huge empty McMansion, bereft and alone.

#regietheater has gone too far

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person who has only watched one anime: what i really love about dungeon meshi is how it subverts our expectations of a typical anime by not sexualising women and having a good plot!

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apologist? not necessarily. explainer? perhaps. understander? intimately. enjoyer? greatly. sexualizer? frequently,

#zerlina leporello elvira ottavio giovanni #in that order

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beign sexually attracted to women is evil because youre sexualizing women. not being sexually attracted to women evil because youre a misogynist. the only option that remains is to walk the noble path of the abrosexual and play cards with sigmund schroedinger jr

#(freud and shroedingers not quite gay or straight or bisexual lovechild) #< prev