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reblog to lose 15lbs by april 30th♡

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this user has thoughts of suicide

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Emergency list! Show this to your mommy, daddy, dom, master, mistress, cg, or babysitter so they know what to get! 📂📝🔎

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How to regress around your family without them knowing:

- If you have younger siblings, play with them and baby talk to them. Your family won’t question it if they’re 5 or under.

- Eat off of kiddy plates and drink from kiddish cups, no ones gonna care what you’re eating with or on.

- Eat sandwiches, fruit, veggies, and pasta cut into shapes. You can either make your own homemade pasta and boil it pre cut into a shape, or buy already shaped, box Mac n cheese.

- If you have a friend, family member, or teacher who’s having a baby, ask them if you can shop for baby gear for the new kiddo. They won’t question it, they’ll just see it as a sweet gesture. (Note: do not lie. If you don’t know anyone who’s pregnant, this is just kind of selfish to do. It’s for the new baby, but it can still make you feel little around family without them questioning it)

- Go to the park with your dog, sibling, or friend.

- Get an advanced/adult coloring book and color it around them. No ones gonna care if you stay inside the lines, just have fun!

- Make your own homemade lunchables. This is seriously so easy to do, and no one would question it. You’re eating lunch, they won’t mind how you eat it. As long as you’re eating, they’re cool.

- Listen to the theme songs of your favorite childhood movies and shows, gosh this is hecking fun.

- Bake and decorate cupcakes for your family, teachers, or friends! You can make them as adorable and colorful as you want. It’s a very easy and yummy way to be publicly little without being questioned. Everyone wants a cupcake, especially when they’re cute!

- Decorate your hair with glitter spray, bows, and ribbons.

- Wear pastel, frilly, lacy, glittery, bedazzled, sequined, etc. clothing. If they ask why you’re “dressing so weird”, just tell them you’re allowed to wanna look cute.

- Decorate your school notebooks and supplies. You can use glitter glue, buttons, ribbons, stickers, gel pens, etc.

- Go to the pet store or zoo and gush over the cute lil animals.

- Take your younger sibling to build a bear and help them decorate their furry friend.

- Babysit; I know it sounds like more of a cg thing to do, but you can baby talk to the baby, watch their little shows, eat little snacks with them, and play all kinds of fun baby games, without being questioned! It’s kind of the dream.

- Visit an arcade, Chuck E Cheeses, or Excalibur. It’s best to take a child you’re babysitting or a younger sibling with you. They have a ton of games and baby ish things that can help you easily regress in public without being judged.

- Go to MAC, Sephora, or another beauty store and get your makeup or hair done. You can feel like a pampered princess and freak out with excitement once it’s done, and no one will question it! They’ll just think they did a great job and you love it.

- Go to kiddy stores in the mall like Claire’s, Icing, Build A Bear, Candy Craze, Flower child, or even Forever21. They all have super cute & kawaii things that could easily help you regress and feel super small, without your family questioning you.

- Make things with playdoh! No ones gonna ask why you’re doing it, because everyone loves playdoh.

- Use scented markers! They smell yummy & are discreet.

- Get one of those scratchy boards that turn rainbow when you scratch em. Don’t blame me for not knowing what they’re called, I literally don’t think anyone knows their actual name. But everyone knows what I’m talking about.

- Style your mom, aunt, grandma, or friend’s hair! This can be very interactive and fun! If they hold still…

- Make little space arts & crafts, but ya know, not something super obvious. It helps if you’re an art lover and already make a lot of crafty things, or at least show an interest.

- Get a rubber mold, some dye, gelatin, and flavoring, and make your own homemade gummy bears! These can be any flavor you want, and you can even find healthy versions of gummy bears to make. Recipes are online & YouTube.

- Decorate your room with fairy lights!

- Draw cute doodles on your shoes with sharpies! This only works well with white shoes, but it’s very fun & you can make them look as cute and subtle/obvious as you want.

- Use colorful, shaped, loopy, or bendy straws around your family. Everyone loves fun straws. No one is gonna suspect.

- Make edible play doh! Recipes online (the basic gist of it is flour, honey, & PB. But seriously get a recipe, don’t do it from scratch). You can use dyes and edible glitter to make it prettier.

- Food art ftw. Tutorials are online & YouTube, but it’s very easy and pretty straight forward. You make food, cut into shapes, and make art on your plate out of the food. It’s super easy & fun. And the best part is, you get to eat it afterwards. No one will ask, they’ll just be jealous that your food looks so much more appetizing than theirs.

- Grow some flowers by the window in your room. If you’re allergic to, or don’t like flowers, you could grow herbs, spices, mint leaves, avocado, or small fruits.

- Wear cute jewelry to school, at home, and when going out. You can easily find kawaii & cute jewelry at stores like Claire’s, Icing, Thrift stores, Forever21, Etsy, EBay, Amazon, and other online/IRL stores. You’re gonna look so cute with your pizza necklace.

- Most people have at least one stuffie, your parents won’t really question it if you have some too.

- Make homemade pasta (technically listed ish above, but hang on, lemme elaborate). You can use plant extracted dyes to make it colorful, shape it & cut it however you want, and even make it have designs like clouds, stars, or hearts. This is so fun, easy, and healthy (if made homemade out of veggies and vegetable/fruit dyes). It won’t change the flavor by using earth made dyes. Trust me.

- Order kawaii snacks or fun surprise boxes online.

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🌎Long Distance Little Problems✨

- Not always having Daddy there to help make decisions - Wanting to talk to Daddy but he’s busy - Wanting to text, but you don’t want to be annoying - *poor connection facetimes* - Sleeping in his shirts bc they smell like him - That second after hanging up the phone when you feel really alone - Rules become a lot more important - When all you want to do is hold his hand - When you dream of being together but wake up and feel the distance - Having to be brave alone - Losing a stuffie and he can’t help you find it - Colored pencil breaks and you have to sharpen it yourself - Wanting Dino nuggets but you forgot to buy them - Looking at silly pictures of him when you can’t video call - Being upset but you can’t find the words to express it, leading to a meltdown - When the tv is .3 seconds ahead of his - Hearing your phone go off with a text but it’s not daddy - When the world feels like too much and you just want to dive face-first in his chest and stay there - Cuddling a pillow and pretending it’s him - When you get a boo-boo and have to take care of it yourself - Driving yourself places - Wanting to regress but the world around you is too big - The straw breaks on the Capri Sun - Not knowing what kind of medicine to take - Acting up to get attention - Rereading texts when you can’t talk to each other - Different schedules - Time zones - When daddy’s having a bad day and you can’t hug him - When it storms and the thunder is too loud - Not being able to decide on a movie/burning the popcorn - Calming yourself down after bad dreams - Constantly feeling like you’re too needy - Paranoid that he’s upset with you when he’s just busy - Eating too many sweets so you get a belly ache - He can’t kill the spiders/set them free

✨Feel Free to Add to This List✨

(And dis is Daddy —> @baby-cakes-guardianwolf )

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me? clingy and impatient?

its more likely than you think

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How to spot age regression

When a little one is regressing, they can’t come right out and say it.  Keep your eyes peeled to look for signs.  Eventually you will be able to tell when they are feeling regressed.  Here are a few signs to make it easier: 

🌸Rocking

🌙Picking, poking, and pestering you. 

🌸Babbling, giggling, or rambling in a childish manner

🌙Poor grammar, speech, using childish terms and sentence structure 

🌸Extreme excitement, excitability or touchiness

🌙Physical clinginess.  We literally cling to your arms and legs like a parasite. 

🌸Playing with random objects

🌙Putting random stuff in our mouths 

🌸Talking through our stuffed animals 

🌙Pointing and communicating without words, i.e. “hnmph” “grrr” “rawr” “hmmm?”  “ummmm” etc. 

🌸Dancing and wiggling around 

🌙Animal noises 

🌸Being whiney or grumpy 

🌙After a long, eventful day.  Before a big (or small) event.  Towards the end of a weekend/day off, or after stressful situations. 

TIP:  If we’re watchin’ cartoons, we’re probably feelin’ pretty smol. 

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Little Me vs. Big Me

Big me : Sarcastic ass hole, anxiety, hates being touched

Little me : Innocent quiet lil bab, cute stuffies, kisses and cuddles

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You are still a valid little if you:

Dislike using pacifiers

Dislike coloring

Dislike glitter and sparkles

Dislike little snacks

Dislike Disney or Pixar movies

Don’t always like being babied

Don’t wear diapers/pull ups

Don’t baby talk

Don’t like being talked to like a baby

Don’t like pink

Don’t regress by yourself

Don’t like playing with toys or stuffies

Don’t enjoy cartoons

Don’t have any little gear

Don’t own a single stuffie

Are transgender

Are LGBTQ+

Are a male little

Are a tall little

Are disabled

Are a “little person”

Are antisocial

Are under 18+

Are an independent little

Aren’t “tiny”

Aren’t always happy

Aren’t bubbly and giddy all the time

Aren’t always perfect (no one is)

Have scars

Have tattoos or piercings

Have a mental illness

Have autism

No one one about your regression

Still live with your parents

Your friends don’t approve

Your family doesn’t approve

Your significant other/partner isn’t part of the community

Your significant other/partner doesn’t know about your regression

People judge you

You regress to more than one age

You regress to an older age (middle little)

You regress to an animal or pet, as well as a younger age group

You have anxiety

You are vegan

You are vegetarian

You smoke

You’re in recovery

You live in a hospital/rehabilitation center

You have to use prescribed medical marijuana

You don’t know what you want to do with your life

You just went through a bad breakup

You don’t have a mommy, daddy, CG, or Babysitter

You wake up with hate in your ask box

You don’t have a lot of money

You can’t afford little gear

You have children

You’re divorced

You’re in the Marines, Army, Air Force, Navy, etc.

You’re in physical therapy

You don’t have time to regress

You listen to metal/rock

You don’t like animals

You’re a hypochondriac

You’re pregnant

You have body dysmorphia

You’re bulimic

You’re anorexic

You’re chubby

You’re a bodybuilder

You any color, shape, or size that the media deems “ugly”

You’re going through chemo

You’re in college/university

You just now found out about the community

You don’t have any little friends

You don’t know your little space or interests yet

You’re married

You’re still learning

You’re a full time student

You’re on a budget

You’re depressed

You’re an only child

You have daddy issues (it’s okay to be a little for this reason)

You have mommy issues (also a perfectly okay reason)

You’re an orphan

You’re a victim of abuse

You’re an activist

You’re a “tree hugger”

You’re a very professional person

You have a busy career

You’re lactose intolerant

You have bad allergies

You’re allergic to dogs, cats, or other cute furry creatures

You eat a plant based

You don’t have a flat stomach

You aren’t pale and frail (this is perfectly okay, but not required)

You’re a tough cookie

You can handle your own problems

You’re bossy

You’re a switch

You like being coddled

You feel like you’re being annoying or inconvenient (you aren’t)

You prefer to handle your own problems

You don’t like surprises or gifts

You don’t like being spoiled

You don’t like onesies

You’re claustrophobic

You don’t like dressing feminine or cutesie

You don’t like your hair being played with or touched

You’re a badass

You curse a lot

You refuse to curse at all

You don’t have a sweet tooth

You’re athletic

You don’t enjoy music

You’re happier on your own

You regress for therapy

You’re part of other communities

You’re more into the kink side of things

You’re an older adult

You had a bad childhood

You regress to cope

You regress simply because it makes you happy

You have curly hair that can’t be played with

You have thick thighs

You don’t like knee high or thigh high socks

You don’t like lacy, frilly, girly things

You don’t name your stuffies

You hate cuddles

You practice martial arts

You’re a recovering alcoholic

You’re a former addict

You hate shopping

You don’t like the term “cummies” (girl, me neither)

You aren’t afraid to stand up for yourself

You aren’t a defenseless, helpless being

You don’t know how to stand up for yourself

You’re bad at arts & crafts (or just don’t enjoy it)

You’re very blessed and have a lot more gear than most people

You’re fearless

You rarely ever regress

You have a disability or disorder

You’re OCD

You’re a picky eater

You can’t sleep with the lights off

You’re clingy

You’re the opposite of clingy

You don’t like little shows

You prefer gifts over physical affection (not gold diggers)

You prefer physical affection over any material gifts

You’re kinda slutty sometimes

You’re extra virgin olive oil

You don’t have any pets

You have alllll the pets

You’re very ambitious (hey, my people)

You’re afraid to grow up

You don’t regress in a headspace, but enjoy everything littles do

You’re a little in denial

You’re afraid to accept your little side, for whatever reason

You haven’t come out to anyone about it (you don’t have to)

You’re a very private person

You want everyone to know every detail of your life

You’re a a publicly open little

You’re not afraid of what anyone else things

You embrace your little space

You don’t call your bf/gf daddy or mommy

You only relate to a few things that littles commonly do or enjoy

You’ve never actually regressed before, you just know you’re little

You’re scared to fully regress in front of your partner

You’re scared to introduce your little space to your loved ones

You don’t define yourself in any community

You refer to yourself as an age regressor, not a little

You’re a very hygienic person

You’re a neat freak

You’re an old soul

You’re a germaphobe

You’re not from America

Regression is unheard of in your rural area

You’re a very intelligent person

You’re not so smart, and learning is difficult for you

You’re dyslexic

You don’t like flowers or floral things

You’re very masculine

You have to take medication

You’re an insomniac

You have lyme’s disease

You have special needs

You have to care for your siblings, parents, or disabled loved ones

You rarely have time for yourself

You have a very busy life

You’re not good at communicating your feelings

You become non verbal during little space

You can’t shush during little space

You’re a brat (ayyyyyy)

You’re super sassy (ayyyyyy x2)

You’re a “typical little”

You’re an oddball

You’re awkward

You’re passionate

You come with “baggage”

You’d rather care for yourself in little space

You enjoy uncommon things

You enjoy diapers/pull ups

You sometimes wet the bed

You hate having rules

You LOVE rules

You don’t enjoying actually using a diaper or pull up, but do enjoy wearing diapers and pull ups

You regress to a baby

You’re single

You’re asexual

You aren’t sexual when little or big

You’re usually little

You’re usually big

You’re pretty immature

You’re extremely mature

You sometimes feel dumb for being a little

You are valid because this is what you enjoy. This is who you are. No one can change that or take it away from you. Littles aren’t littles by choice; this is something that has always and will always be a part of us, in our hearts, even before we knew how to label it. Even if you try to deny your little space because of what other people may think, or try to turn away from it.. Even if you don’t regress for 10+ years.. Don’t give up. You’re still a little at heart. You’re still valid. You’re still loved. I am always here for anyone who needs me, I’m just a message away. Don’t be afraid to talk to me, I’d love to hear from you! Any time, any day, any hour. I’m here for you. You are NOT alone. God bless you, my beautiful regression babies.

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weight loss spell !!

like to charge, reblog to cast

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i’m so proud of him 😭😭😭

Clothing company makes custom shirt for man with Cerebral Palsy. This is what he has to say:

I am the guy in this gif and I wanted to share a few thoughts on this gif and the feedback it has inspired. Though I am glad to see that this has hit most of you square in the feels, I think it is important to keep in mind that for myself and most people in my position, our disabilities are among the least interesting things about us. I am just a normal guy, who is about finish his master’s degree and start a career doing something I love. Now don’t get me wrong, these shirts kick some serious ass, for 5 years I have been trying different methods that allow me to put on a button up shirt on with minimal effort, and these are by far the best I have had. I am happy that the folks at Balani worked with me when I brought them the idea for a magnetic shirt a few months ago, mad props to them. I see a lot of you mention that my disability makes you realize how much you take for granted, but keep in mind that I too take a lot for granted. I often take for granted that I was raised by people who taught me not to use the challenges brought on by my CP as an excuse not to try my best. I take for granted the fact that I am able to afford a life without serious financial struggles, and this has allowed me to seek an education that will propel me through a life that makes any disability completely inconsequential. Just keep in mind, the things that make us all similar dwarf the fleeting and superficial things that make us stand out. 

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BREXIT?!

What’s the Worst That Could Happen? a reading list

The Sleeper Awakes, H.G. Wells

Brave New World, Aldous Huxley

1984, George Orwell

Love Among the Ruins, Evelyn Waugh

Lord of the Flies, William Golding

A Clockwork Orange, Anthony Burgess

High-Rise, J.G. Ballard

V for Vendetta, Alan Moore & David Lloyd

Divided Kingdom, Rupert Thomson

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Latin Phrases Everyone Should Know

Carpe Diem: Seize the day (probably written on a white board in a classroom somewhere)

Caveat Emptor: Let the buyer beware (on legal stuff)

Cogito, Ergo Sum: I think, therefore I am (something profound to impress your friends)

In Absentia: While absent (also on legal stuff e.g., trial in absentia)

In Flagrante Delicto (my favorite): In flaming offence or in the act of a crime (as said in Clue)

Ipso Facto: By that very fact (used in philosophy, law, and science)

Mea Culpa: By my fault (as said in V for Vendetta)

Persona Non Grata: An unwelcome person (diplomatic term)

Prima Facie: On first view (another legal term)

Post Mortem: After death (as said on detective shows)

Pro Bono: Done without charge

Quid Pro Quo: Something for something, this for that (as said in Silence of the Lambs)

Tempus Fugit: Time flies (song by Miles Davis)

Terra Incognita: Unknown land

Vox Populi: Voice of the people (as said in V for Vendetta)

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31 Horrific Days [October Writing Challenge]

So it’s still September, BUT the month of Halloween is quickly approaching and I figured some people may like to get a head start on this so they have things to post! Here are 31 prompts for writing, one for each day of October. Skip any days that irk you or that you just don’t have the time and energy for, but feel free to use the tag #31horrificdays so others can see your work! As always, the prompts are up for interpretation and are meant to inspire a plot rather than dictate how it goes - all fandoms, original characters, or even a changing cast is more than welcome! [I may do a part 2 of vague, one-word prompts for those who want something more flexible].

The character goes out on a date (or an outing with a friend) and comes home late that night to see all of their furniture moved/stacked oddly, rotten food in the fridge, but no signs of entry or security issues.

The character learns through conversation that one of their friends hates Halloween.

The character is distressed from several nights of nightmares/sleep paralysis, all of which leave them waking up terrified. Eventually, what they see in their dreams start to blend into reality.

Write a story about supernatural happenings.. from the POV of a character’s pet.

Write a story about a character receiving threatening letters in the mailbox that keep getting scarier and more dangerous every day through the month.

The character, along with one or more others, decide to visit a local haunted house attraction that’s just opened up.

Halloween is rolling around and an odd fair has come to town with all manner of old-fashioned clowns, fire-eaters, and jugglers. The character(s) get their hands on tickets to see the show and cannot resist.

After hearing about an abandoned house in the neighborhood that was supposedly the scene of a gruesome crime years earlier, the character and a friend or two decide to explore the property.

A fun, creepy night of urban exploration gets the character(s) into trouble.

While spending some time at the beach at night, the character comes across something else moving near the shore, something that may or may not be human at all.

The character didn’t plan on any costume for Halloween this year, but their best friend/partner wants to go shopping for the perfect costumes, perhaps even as a themed pair.

Write a plot about a character meeting a fae creature, but realizing they aren’t as pretty and delicate as the fairy tales made them believe.

After watching a horror movie, the character claims there weren’t scared at all. However, once the house is quiet and dark, they’re suddenly hiding under their covers in fear.

With Halloween approaching, weird people have been hanging around town. Very weird people. ‘People in masks standing outside of houses’ weird people, including the character’s house.

Two character end up in a battle over which is better: ghostly horror movies or monster movies?

After the death of a friend or family member, the character (and possibly one or a few others) finds a hidden trap door in their home while cleaning out their belongings. Inside, they uncover secrets the deceased was hiding.

The character makes a new friend who claims to be an actual witch. They end up proving it to them with an impressive display of magic (if the preferred character is actually a witch, feel free to change the POV)

The character ends up locked in another reality where everything around them is just a bit ‘off’, as well as the fact that no one seems to recognize them. Then they meet one other character who does remember them, and appears to be going through the same thing.

The character has a run-in with someone from their past; someone they know for a fact has been dead for years.

The character has had a near-death experience, and is seeing a few moments between worlds before they’re brought back to life.

The character(s) have a run-in with an odd trick-or-treater a week before Halloween, but the eerie child refuses to leave their doorstep

The character, along with one other, travels to the Suicide Forest in Japan (or another famous haunted wilderness of writer’s choice) and uncovers something grisly, or perhaps even gets lost and disoriented. 

The muse meets up with an old friend or family member, and together they find home videos from their childhood Halloweens. This could be either a heartwarming experience, or an eerie one if they see something spooky they didn’t remember from their past.

The character starts a brand new job, but quickly learns that there are warnings that come with the job. No wonder they can’t keep employees for more than a few days.

The character (one or more others are optional as well) has been kidnapped and locked in a cellar, trying to find the means of escape.

Write a ghost story including any characters of your choice, with one twist: the story takes place in a past decade or century.

The character has just moved to a new city and isn’t familiar with anyone or anything. As they’re taking a walk late at night to relieve their stress, they have an eerie feeling that they’re being followed down every block.

Write a horror plot centered around a gas station (petrol station).

The character lost a beloved pet a year earlier, and finally decides it’s time to bring home a new shelter pet to love. They’re magnetically drawn to one animal in particular, but once they take it home, they start to suspect that this animal may not be ordinary at all.

Write a story from the perspective of a legendary monster (lagoon creature, zombie, sea monster, yeti, etc)

It’s Halloween night - write a story about a costume party or get-together going terribly wrong.

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Things Said/Heard at Rocky Horror Rehearsal

Note: due to the nature of RHPS, a lot of these are somewhat risque, albeit in a sorta cracky way. Nothing here has to lead to direct NSFW, but doing so would be pretty easy. (So’s Janet!)

“It’s okay. My lungs are still in my body. I’m good.”

“I have plans for your fake dick.”

“It doesn’t matter! Nothing matters! Just form a kickline!”

“Please yourselves. Not literally. At least, not on stage.”

“This is why we keep the feather boas in quarantine.”

“You- you’re a lot. I like you.”

“This is when you start to get groovy.”

“I could kiss you. I could marry you. I could buy you ice cream.”

“IT’S WEDNESDAY NIGHT. WHO’S READY TO GET SLUTTY?”

“Shit, I thought this was water polo practice.”

“Biochemical research gets me so hot.”

“This is the weirdest aerobics session I’ve ever seen.”

“I claim my prize.”

“I haven’t been this aroused since Nixon was president.”

“Where are the horses? I thought there would be horses.”

“I need you to channel your inner vodka aunt. I need you to channel your inner 10,000 vodka aunts.”

“Make it weirder. I know it’s weird. But make it weirder.”

“You’re, like, a sex god. You’re like a Nobel Prize winner sex god.”

“I like to approach all my problems crotch-first.”

“Okay, who here knows the Funky Chicken?”

“I’m so proud of you. You’re going to make me cry.”

“Anyone have a tampon?”

“Anyone have a hair band?”

“Anyone have any idea what’s going on?”

“There will be no actual nudity and no actual murder-cannibalism- at least, if everything goes according to plan.”

“Where’s the glitter and why is everyone sober?”

“Don’t worry about me. I’m having a good time.”

“You fuck with my boas, I will fuck with you.”

“It’s all cool. Nothing is on fire. Yet.”

“We’re allowed to step on you if you’re in the way.”

“OH SHIT MY TITS ARE OUT”

“I’m glad that we dream about each other in the worst possible ways.”

“It’s awful. I love it.”

“You. Me. Selfie. Now.”

“Feel this fabric. Now imagine it rubbing against your nipples. Frantically.”

“We are not responsible for any weird boners you may get this evening.”

“You guys, I just- I just love you so much. I’m so happy. You guys.”