Customer: YOU FOOL
DMV: CONFRONTATIONAL
Verdict: DENIED
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Our inquiry for the pronouns of the most humble man alive was refused, "I haven't done anything that makes me worth talking about in third person"
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:)
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working hard at the sunk cost factory
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ily forever shitty online rgu manga translation
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My cat is soooo cute
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Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is horrifying weapon attack
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He keeps biting his tail to make it bleed so he's been put in the naughty cone
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dude did you seriously just put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up?
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Sea Serpent Baroque Pulpit from a parish church in Dobroszów, a village in in south-western Poland. It’s from around 1750 and was rebuilt in 1856
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I can easily perform my duties as the Supreme pontiff of the Roman catholic church
I can safely perform my duties as the Supreme pontiff of the Roman catholic church
My papal encyclicals are important
The Roman curia is helpful to me and respects my authority
The Holy See has a good relationship with the government of Italy and the Italian catholic dioceses
Cardinals are nice to me
Swiss guardsmen are nice to me
I look cute in a mitre
I am capable and worthy to occupy the seat of St. Peter
I can quickly and easily identify conspiracies to undermine my authority
Conspiracies against me fail quickly and easily
I am loved and respected by the catholic laity and clergy
I am beloved by nuns
I am not afraid to enter and occupy my small bulletproof glass chamber during the papal motorcade
Occupying a small chamber made of bulletproof glass is not scary
My papal motorcade is easy and being enclosed in the bulletproof pope cage does not make me upset or scared
I enjoy my motorcade and do not have a panic attack because of being enclosed in a pope-sized chamber
The popemobile is safe for me
The popemobile cannot hurt me
Celibacy is OK
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Pokemon Pink Squirtle Plush
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Mary L. Macomber, Night and her Daughter Sleep (detail)
1902
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