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“Cave Johnson here. I’ve received complaints from anonymous employees that our support of the “homosexual lifestyle” is “degenerate” and “irresponsible”. It really got me thinking and I think I found a solution. So good news! We now have 23 vacated positions reserved for members of the LGBT community. Additional good news, we began a new testing initiative on evolutionary degenration with 23 test subjects all ready to go.“

#i love it! #Every single one #Is perfect #And so in character

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Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

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Source

#Silly Stuff #i love it! #cute!

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ppl of tumblr:

(to clarify: if youre like say "girl but with wiggly hand gesture" but 100% sure of that that would be "yea i got it 👍", vagueness of gender itself/descriptors are not whats being asked for here, just like how much u feel Certain about it. also, should be obvious but cis ppl feel free to vote, whether cis or "cis" or "...cis?")

if u feel like it: put your gender plus sureness, how you feel about your personal level of sureness, and your favorite bug in the tags

reblog to see the lil button turn green which is a nice color

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Evil-Mart provides a vast array of tools and gadgets that is essential for the common villain-of-the-week. You work as a cashier there. Unfortunately all your coworkers mysteriously called in sick today, so you alone have to handle the long line of increasingly disgruntled customers.

#short story #story prompt #I love it! #SO MUCH!

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i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person

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You can only reblog this today.

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saw someone share this on their ig stories and i am obsessed

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Lilly of Moussillon as my Bannerlord player character ! That body armor cost me 270k denars just when I thought I was getting too much money for it to ever be useful.

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I’ve been waiting a year to post this

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My half of an art trade with @ouroridae of their tiefling paladin Ghostblade!

#Yoooo! #10/10 Art #D&D

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electric stoves aren’t real btw they’re placebo stoves. your food cooks because of the placebo effect

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Sproing

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The madden gif maker has banned the use of the word “capitalism”.

“Too many people were using our videogame football gif maker to make communist propaganda. We need to put a stop to that.”

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#Yooooo! #So good! #10/10 Content #Optical Illusion

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#The Fastest Dog #10/10 Content #Luka #Jayla #awesome animals