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THEY'RE ALL SO FUNNY
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Sam Reich is the only good CEO because he gets all his evil impulses out by being a dastardly mustache-twirling villain on his little game show, instead of getting into union busting or something
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🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸
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click for palestine (arab.org)
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click on the link and then on the big "click to help" red button. wait for the page to reload, it should read "your click has been counted" and you should see confetti
if you have time, click on the buttons for the website's other causes as well ("click to help" on the navbar)
if you want to click more than once, you can use different browsers or devices, or open incognito mode, it seems to work (at least on the client side of the website)
💳 direct donation link 💳
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cbartonscoffee · 3 hours
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🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸
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click for palestine (arab.org)
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click on the link and then on the big "click to help" red button. wait for the page to reload, it should read "your click has been counted" and you should see confetti
if you have time, click on the buttons for the website's other causes as well ("click to help" on the navbar)
if you want to click more than once, you can use different browsers or devices, or open incognito mode, it seems to work (at least on the client side of the website)
💳 direct donation link 💳
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Shahed reached out to me to help spread she and her husband Fadi's fundraiser. They are urgently raising money to evacuate their 11-person family from Gaza. Their campaign has been vetted as legitimate, and they have currently only made $1,245 out of their $62,500 goal! Please share and donate, and if you can't donate, please still share!
Shahed's Tumblr: @shahedsharif11
Fadi's Tumblr: @fadisharif15
From Fadi's GFM:
With a heavy heart and a plea for urgent assistance, I am reaching out to you amidst the dire circumstances faced by my family and me in Gaza. My name is Fadi Al-Sharif, and I reside in Gaza with my wife and our 9-month-old child, alongside my parents, three brothers, and three sisters. We have tragically become victims of the ongoing conflict between Israel and Gaza, which has left our once peaceful home reduced to rubble and ashes.
My goal in communicating is to urgently raise funds to evacuate me and my family from Gaza before the Israeli occupation bombing kills us.
The crossing currently requires a fee of $5,000 per person and $2500 for every child under 16. This is the only way for me and my Family to survive
The funds received will be used as follows:
Fadi $5000
His wife and child: $7,500
Father $5,000
Mother $5,000
Brothers, $15,000
Sisters: $15,000
In addition, we need $10,000 in expenses during our stay in Egypt.
We seek your assistance in this time of uncertainty and despair, as your kindness can make all the difference. Together, let us stand as beacons of hope amidst the darkness of adversity. Your support, regardless of its size, will serve as a ray of light in our darkest hour.
Thank you for extending your hand in solidarity and compassion. With your support, we can begin the journey towards safety
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cbartonscoffee · 3 hours
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He fixed the TARDIS!?
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simultaneously underwhelmed and overwhelmed with life
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🦆 Quack~✨
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cbartonscoffee · 4 hours
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Do you wonder if Aziraphale stared up to the stars his first night in Eden, straining to see into the distance, and thought to himself that Crowley was right, you really couldn’t see the best stars from Earth?
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At this point a concerning amount of my saved TikTok’s are depressing Bobby edits
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Couldn’t resist when I saw THIS post by @freakly-fungi
Tim clothes’ thief confirmed, none of Bernard’s clothes are safe.
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Thank you @charming-mug for this screenshot from the video game "Marvel's Midnight Suns".
I'm losing my mind. This quote, from an official source, has made my week. Because thats exactly it! Thats the point! It's not that Tony looks as Peter and wants to adopt him because hes just so cute or anything. Tony looks at Peter and sees himself!
He sees himself in miniature. He sees a kid with all the potential that Tony wasted, all the potential that Tony mourned throwing away. Tony wants to make sure that Peter gets all the parts of Tony that Tony is proud of, and that Peter avoids the parts that still haunt Tony.
Tony gives Peter tech. He gives him access to the lab, new suits, and academic validation. He tries to make sure that Peter gets the chance to grow up as surrounded by tech as Tony did.
But! Tony is there! He actually helps, he makes sure Peter knows that the tech is a gift, and its there because Tony thinks Peter is worthy of it. And Tony is somewhat strict (ferry scene, yelling in infinity war, ect.) because I'm sure a part of him wishes that Howard had stopped Tony from partying and throwing his life away.
Irondad works so well, in my opinion, because its not that Tony thinks that he would be a good dad and so he finds some kid to take in. Its good because Tony finds a piece of himself in the way Peter behaves, and he starts feeling responsible for it. He is PUSHED into parenthood by his sense of responsibility and guilt over his past.
Tony looks at peter and sees who he could have been. He wants to make sure that Peter ends up better than him. Tony wants to right the wrongs done to him, to make sure Peter doesn’t experience the hurt that followed Tony into adulthood.
(And then Peter lost a mother-figure and a father-figure, and both were killed in a way that Peter doesn’t feel right to blame the murderer for their deaths. And Peter got put into the public eye, every movement criticized. And the Peter was so famous that his "bad publicity" held him back from his dream school.
Tony wanted Peter never to experience the things that hurt Tony. But Toy didn't live long enough to watch as all his efforts were proven to be in vain.
Because history repeats. The son becomes the father. Theres only one way this story ends.)
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Check reblogs for additional parts
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Tim: Trees live underground and use the above-ground part as a snorkel.
Duke: I fucking guess.
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14.14 Ouroboros
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