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what terminally online looks like will depend on your primary platform. twitter brain worms look very different from tiktok brain worms and tumblr brain worms are a whole other species

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may have found the funniest possible thing ever in this essay on medieval sex laws im reading hold on

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I’m so so sorry you’re forced to endure gowns and ballrooms on Gowns & Ballrooms: The Series. I too am abashed and disgusted that the ‘I simped so hard for my wife that racism ended’ show is pointedly refusing to tackle industrial factory conditions in between falling into lakes wearing see through white shirts and getting fingerbanged on the carriage ride home.

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I will never forget my sixth grade teacher taking me aside and saying, "You're never going to learn how to spell so I'm putting you in advanced spelling so you can learn the vocabulary."

Bless him. I still can't spell but I cherish those words I learned.

#omg its me #i failed spelling at first #but then my one dad made it clear thats if i failed subjects he would do my homework with me #and that was a big no #thank god i could memorize the words enough for the tests #but that didnt matter #it was still a gamble on spelling it right rhe next time

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i ghost wrote this

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Edwin Paine: [exists]

Every queer man* in Port Townsend: oh my goddddd hiiiii 😍😍😍😍😍

Edwin:

Edwin: upon consideration I am simply far too repressed for this nonsense. Thank you and good day gentlemen

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Penelope: I'm going to accept Debling's proposal.

Colin: I'm pregnant...it's yours.

#bridgerton #polin #bridgertonseason3spoilers #season3spoilers #Birdgertonspoilers

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Fairy selfie

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so, so valid of anthony to barely be in this season because he canonically can’t stop fucking his wife long enough to be a functioning member of society

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i think one of the most important things you learn about making connections with others is that a significant portion of the time people just do not know theyre doing what theyre doing

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All throughout childhood, while my peers were socializing and making friends, I studied the blade read so many books that I am now almost legally blind, which left me with vast and deeply instinctual understanding of English grammar - and next to no ability to explain how it actually works. Friends will often ask me to proofread their writing and then get very mad when I say things like, "You need to completely reverse this sentence and cut this clause entirely; no, I'm sorry, i don't know why, I just know that the way it is now ITCHES 😭"

Now, what I want to see is a fantasy story where this plays out with MAGICAL grammar. Someone from a backwater town deeply steeped in folk magic arrives at Wizard Uni where all their fellow students are like "What do you mean, we should add another '𝞯∘⋇𝞿' to the incancation because it 'sounds better'? What do you mean, 'it could just be a regional thing'?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 'THIS SPELL JUST FEELS LIKE IT NEEDS A LIVE RAT'????"