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as far as i'm concerned all gore is necessary

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pranking the new kid in the firing squad by telling all the other guys not to pull the trigger during his first execution

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do you ever hear people talking about something and you’re like. fuck. let me be real for a second. i’m too much of a commie to have this conversation

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imagine being the most devout little freak nun in the world and you have to watch God have a threesome with two of your mean coworkers at the dinner table. that happened to my friend harrow nonagesimus

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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case

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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

#WHAT #the fuck #are u talking about #MIGHTY??? are u crazy?? #mee-ett

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Things that are going to happen in 2024 according to Star Trek:

1) the absolutely giant homeless-population of the USA (or was is just New York? Idk, I‘m from Europe) is going to start a civil-war fighting against the upper class and police.

2) Ireland is going to get united

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the polyamory couldn't save them in the end. but it matters that it was there

#black sails 😔

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#i hate it here

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dating simulator where it starts normal but it slowly becomes clear that all of the romanceable characters are attempting to cover up an extremely specific murder they committed a year ago before you arrived

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nora really wrote a book about a character who never thought he was going to live. a character who died over and over again and only made it out alive once. in the final draft. DO YOU GUYS SEE WHAT I MEAN

#he makes me cry

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