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MSBY coach: where’s everyone?

bokuto: Hinata had a nervous breakdown and ate Sakusa’s onigiri, Sakusa is trying to kill Hinata, Atsumu got bored so he adopted a raccoon and now i’m in charge.

MSBY coach: YOU’RE THE IN CHARGE?!

bokuto: oh so that’s what’s shocking you?

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two cats interacting (petition for him to post the video he is filming or we ride at dawn) 💜

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just changkyun things

cat antics 🐱💓

bonus:

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Dylan O’Brien as himself on Curb Your Enthusiasm (S11E2)

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JOOHEON | FANTASIA (JAPANESE VER.)

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jooheon & changkyun ♡ flavors of love

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Kyōtani: Okay, so are we fighting or are we flirting? Because I’m getting mixed signals here

Yahaba: My hands are literally around your throat

Kyōtani: That doesn’t answer my question

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Squad goals

My full picture for the @bnhabondszine

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complete the birb

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MEME ME THIS [ mattsun smau! ]

[ MASTERLIST ]

DIECINUEVE ; VEINTE ; VEINTIUNO

— ahhh can’t believe the first part of mmt is over. fr knowing me i would have quit this a long time ago yaaas. anyways, stay tuned bc tomorrow night i want to do kind of an mmt night (?) like idk an ask the characters or just ask questions of something you wanna know, future parts .... etc and also the tag list clean up is happening tomorrow as well !!!

> thank u so much for reading the story n giving it so much love, happy reading !! ily guys <3

TAGLIST ! @kenmamazing @muffins-puffins @ladyinmoon @takingyouruwus @90s-belladonna @miracleboy-sa-to-ri @trashy-kanmuri @miyulovestowrite @sunnqwrites @oakeiii @thewaterlily @alluring-akaashi @yogurtkink @shinsousama @aobaseijou @akaashisbih @kozume-k @aronuna @marifujioka @yeehawnana @kissingscorpions @lapofthegodss @unhappyraspberry @baby-boy-taichi @chocobowow @bigpokico @vanderaliwaal @haikyuwudrabbles @t-rexmoreliket-flex @writeiolite @haikyuchilipot @captain-shittykawa @kaithehero @softforshigi @mistymuichirou @sparklyspaaguetti @mikkasquare @imconfusedanditsok @adoring-obi-wan @blacckdiamondposts @xiudicc @127aliciia @therealwalmartjesus @ryuujisblog @hitoshi-s-stupid-bitch @thatmichaeldork @bnhafan225 @diorkenma @unstableye @haikyuuopworld @miyayassy @babyboytsutomu @zoppzoop @noya-senpai-imagines

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Oikawa: Guys listen to me… Thanks for these three years!!

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Mattsun: “Can you believe these two idiots are competing at who wears the coolest christmas sweater when actually they have terrible tastes.”

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random boyfriend!makki texts

↠ rated M for mature content

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Bokuto: People who sleep with their phone on silent or 'do not disturb' really don't care about anybody.

Akaashi: Look, if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that’s your problem.

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simply cannot get hanamaki takahiro (26) between jobs out of my head

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the chaotic trio! w/ matsukawa & hanamaki

warnings: swearing

what it’s like to be best friends with mattsun & makki.

it takes a bit of convincing but they would always get u to sneak out w/ them

OVERPROTECTIVE! OVERPROTECTIVE! OVERPROTECTIVE!

when oikawa tried to hit on u makki threatened to run him over

mattsun would be the one to get u ur fem products when it’s that time of the month bc makki wouldn’t remember what u told him to get

practically live at target

makki was arrested in front of a gas station while u and mattsun watched from inside

you three have a group chat on every social media platform (imessage, instagram, snapchat, ect.)

SEPERATION ANXIETY! mattsun and makki always have to be near u at all times or else they’d feel lost

when it’s just u & makki you guys are an absolute menace to society

MATTSUN’S PRIVATE SNAPCHAT STORY IS JUST U BEING AN IDIOT

always have a lot of content to post when it’s one of your birthdays

other people who don’t know you guys hate being paired w you guys in groups for school projects

ur parents love them sm pls

THEY WOULD CLOWN AND PICK ON U 24/7

one time u kicked makki in the face and his nose started bleeding and there was blood on your foot (yes this is in mattsun’s snapchat memories)

you guys definitely talk shit about the teachers in the group chat

they’re always there to reassure and comfort u even if they aren’t the best at it

whenever u cry makki tears up a little but blinks away the tears

mattsun has threatened every boy that’s ever tried to talk to u

u watch their practices and attend all of their games

sleepovers at mattsun’s place almost everyday

INSEPARABLE TRIO

have broken into abandoned places

banned from target bc makki sang wap over the intercom

car rides w them are the BEST pls they get so hyped to the music

have forced u to listen to every nba youngboy song (leaks and all)

mattsun recites vines during convos (a bad habit he picked up from u)

majority of ur bruises are from them

they make fun of u way too often

both have had a crush on u

makki goes by he/they, u and mattsun were the first people he told

mattsun still has a crush on u and is the reason why u don’t have a boyfriend

u make lunches for them everyday

everyone knows you guys but is too scared to talk to you guys bc they can’t match the energy

parties don’t start till the chaotic trio shows up

got shitface drunk and kissed both of them “for funsies”

you guys love each other (platonically) but never say it bc makki fake gags anytime something soft & affectionate happens between you three

u forced them to watch a silent voice and the three of you cried together

when at ur house, makki tries on ur clothes when ur not around and mattsun records him

u’ve tried to set them up with someone

“ur the only woman we want in our lives”

“no mattsun, tampons don’t go up ur nose.”

group facetime calls whenever you’re all separated

u ate shit trying to learn how to receive

you guys enable each other so so SO much

teachers hate having the three of you in their class

going everywhere w them

they convinced u to become the team manager in training

oikawa hits on u just to get a reaction from “your puppies” ( makki and mattsun)

he gets his ass beat everytime

when younger, you all made a promise to marry each other if still single by 35

they love u sm

have been mistaken as ur boyfriend

at this point boys just stopped talking to u lol

truth or dare is always fun

almost burned ur house down trying to cook

makki has been arrested at least 4 times

got pulled over once, mattsun tried to act british claiming that he was from canada and said he’s not used to the “ foreign” driving laws

it’s worked 7 times

THEIR WAY OF SAYING THEY LOVE U IS BY PATTING UR HEAD/RUFFLING UR HAIR/ RESTING THEIR HAND ON UR HEAD AND ITS SO CUTE BYE

don’t know how to act when around other girls that aren’t u

when one of you gets a date the other two turn into spies (disguises and all)

they have tried to put a tampon up their ass to “feel what girls feel”

refer to periods as “hell week”

they’ve stayed up watching youtube videos on menstrual cycles so they know what to do and what to get u the next time it comes

mattsun gives better hugs than makki but makki hugs u more

have bullied everyone on the team

got named “the chaotic trio” by a teacher from your first year

have playlists for each other

going on a road trip every weekend

YOU GUYS GET YOUR PERSONALITY TRAITS FROM EACH OTHER

they make u cry whenever they tell u how much they appreciate u

even though you’re all the same, ur the mom of the group

when they lose a match or get frustrated they go to u immediately bc u know how to calm them down

i have so much more pls.. mattsun & makki make my brain go buuurrr!

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boyfriend texts with hanamaki if you write for him please🥺

• Boyfriend Texts W/ Hanamaki •

warnings: none

genre: crack ?? but like bf crack ??

a/n: i deeply apologize if you were looking for cute lil texts buuut i know nothing about hanamaki and he gives me very chaotic vibes in general [all the seijoh boys do] anddd i base these off of how i text people soooo crack it is-

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