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I love when I get a report from a nurse that’s preemptively mad about how I might potential treat their patient. I genuinely love it. I get a report where someone’s like “and you DONT need to talk down to him, you just have to give him extra time to answer” while glaring at me as if I’d already done this. I have never met this patient before, but I love that you’re so ready to kick my ass over him.

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your honor my client should be at the club

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you ever just sit and realise u can’t remember 80% of your childhood? like … what happened? who am i ..?

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Customer: THIS IS ME WHEN I VISIT MY FRIEND DMV: THE FRIENDFUL VISITOR

Verdict: DENIED

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Relevant as ever

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banned from the clock app for making too many alarms. you set too many alarms girl! banned from clock app.

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Spirit: Stallion of The Cimarron & the Indian Boarding Schools/Residential Schools allegory

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ADHD at night: I could write a book. I could get my Master’s Degree. I could go to the club and come home with 12 new friends. I could get a job at that club and meet the mother of my children. I could cure every disease and use my wealth to bring world peace.

ADHD during the day: Fold laundry too hard :( Come back next week

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clark reupload

edit: forgot the sweater comic

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I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD BOB ROSS IS A GIFTED GOD I DREW ALONG TO HIS VIDEO IN MS PAINT AND

HOW

THE

FUCK

THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW PLEASE I ADVISE YOU GUYS TO DRAW ALONG WITH BOB ROSS IN MS PAINT IT IS AN EXPERIENCE I AM SO CONFUSED BUT PLEASED FUCKING DO IT

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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IG : @emperorofmischief

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