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The haunting ancient Celtic carnyx being played for an audience. This is the sound Roman soldiers would have heard their Celtic enemies make.

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Going to reblog something incredibly horny and having to stop myself "YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING PORNBLOG YOU HAVE COMPLETELY NORMAL MUTUALS, INCLUDING ASEXUAL ONES"

but also hehe porn

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real homies respect trans people!

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I cannot express how much I adore dappled shadows formed by sunlight in paintings and photography and in real life

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Oh and if literal grass-touching IS viable, I also advocate for touching invasive grass. Many parks in the US have invasive plant removal volunteer work days. You get some air and some exercise and you can talk to other volunteers if you want or you can just march off into the trees on your own and start wreaking havoc with various hand tools. If you want to do something that is both useful AND destructive, I have found nothing better

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Misogynoir for cavemen

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Bye bye Tumblr Live! Now that @staff has come to their senses and ended their little circus act it's time for a real clown to make a comeback!

Hi! I am Jeff and I tell bad jokes. It's been a while (:

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New Crow Time 🐦‍⬛🦊🌟

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phrasing of this is taking me out

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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

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And this is useful to me, I didn't know the "n" was silent. But otherwise his name is very intuitive to say. People don't really have an excuse

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me: *looks for fic with extremely specific scenario that I made up*

fic: *doesn’t exist*

me:

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it's a lot of stuff...

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My writing abilities when I have an entire free day: twelve words. Take it or leave it

My writing abilities when I have to be somewhere in fifteen minutes: I got six thousand more in the pocket

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Read some amazing fics that gave me brainworm, decided to write one with similar theme, but on the future, year after the end of the series.

Except for that, I have to rewrite the series to fit my narrative, which forced me to make a fix-it fic as some sort of prologue for my main fic

And now I'm already on 50k words and I'm not even near the middle of the rewrite.

Why I did this to myself.

#sterek #teen wolf #stiles stilinski #derek hale #all this because i wanted a specific fic with stiles seeing ghosts #and no one was writing the way i wanted #so i decided to write it #but now im too deep #this is completely self indulgent #and im loving it #but holly hell #i want to read the end of the fic already #except that apparently i need to write it first #somebody help please