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whos dick do i have to suck to suck some dick around here

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I always see those posts from the horny 196ers that are like ‘reblog if you love grilled cheese or want a hot older woman to shove your face into her tits’ and sometimes it’s like well yeah I would like the horny thing, tits are great, but I would actually rather have the grilled cheese right now. Love a grilled cheese. But you can’t reblog for the grilled cheese because everyone will think you’re horny and reblogging out of love for mommy dommes. And I have nothing against mommy dommes but in this particular case I’m reblogging because I love grilled cheese. Do you understand? Does anyone understand? Can anyone hear me? Hello?

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*about to go down on my beautiful wife* wait. honey. is this just tabasco on your penis&ball. no no no no sweetie. i love you so much and im glad u know i love spicy. but babe this is just heat by itself. theres no flavor profile. its alright sweetie. i aplreciate it. but i need heat AND flavor. hold on let me go grab some of my sriracha . or maybe weve got some red pepper flakes kicking around

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bro did you really just not say thank you to the bus driver? i should hit you with hammers and axes and wrenches and tire irons and drills and screwdrivers and nails and bolts and screws and chains and ropes and cables and boards and shovels and trowels and knives and saws and shears and pulleys and blocks and tackles and rods and dowels and stakes and bricks and cinderblocks and blowtorches and soldering irons and pokers and run you over with a car.

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please valve give these people Something

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You're just a mammal. Let yourself act like it. Your brain needs enrichment. Your body needs rest. You feel hunger and grow hair. You need to pack bond with other sentient things so you don't become unsocialized and neurotic. You are biologically inclined to seek dopamine and become sick when chronically stressed. "Hedonism" is made up to place moral value on taking pleasure in sensory experiences. I am telling you that if you don't let yourself be a fucking mammal, as you were made, you will suffer and go insane. No grindset no diets no trying to be above your drive for connection. Pursue what makes you feel good and practice radical rejection of the constructs meant to turn you into a machine. You're a mammal.