charmac

[charmac]

You cannot exchange your degree for cash, you cannot have your degree do an audition or interview for you. You cannot eat it. Please, do not make love to it. I think you could probably smoke it, but I wouldn’t advise it.

#<3 #charlie day

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He faked cancer, he's been shot robbing his own bar, he's been arrested for arson, he bit open the jugular of a mall Santa in an attempt to kill, he kidnapped a bar critic with a hammer in a fit of rage, he gifted a woman a box of spiders and a man a box of hornets, he tried to chuck a woman out a window, he beat up a group of children for stealing his friend's bike (and might have killed a kid). He lives in a filthy one-room apartment with a rich old man and they keep cans of piss stored in every corner, because he boarded up the bathroom (toilet is noisy) and the bedroom (rooms behind other rooms are creepy). He can't read or write, but he's insistent on writing speeches and signing contracts. He makes up songs in fits of anger and to release his trauma when he's high, he created a play about his CSA, but it was actually just a cover for a marriage proposal to a woman he's stalked for a decade, and he continues to stalk her for another decade. He's an alcoholic janitor who huffs chemicals daily, and he'd happily skin someone alive while hallucinating, just as easily as he cut open his own arm in an attempt to win a made-up game.

He is a terrible man

#making a post #maybe i will press post now maybe i wont

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accidentally deleted the ask but oomf asked me to draw macden bloody and kissing

@causeiknowyouman hope this is bloody enough

#their canon first kiss trust #both or at least one of them MUST be bashed up #and bashing into the other #hrmrsdhrh #macdennis

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The greatest proof of Macdennis canon isn't all the psychosexual shit the two of them have going on, but the fact that Dee and Mac's relationship is best characterised as "siblings-in-law"

#iasip #macdee #macdennis #adjacent that is... #i love the dynamics of the three of them to death #makes my brain buzz #bathroom problem line is from bloopers btw sorry #but i love it

[charmac]

coquettishly burns ur apt down

#coquettishly... #why is he.whydoes he. why #oh dennis

[charmac]

This is amazing

#iasip #artemis dubois #sunnybook

[charmac]

pissing each other off as foreplay

#well yes #macdennis

[charmac]

underage drinking: a national concern (1x03) // the high school reunion (7x12)

#:) #<3

[charmac]

WHAT.

#THEYRE SO PROUD OF THEIR WORK :``( #like this is fun and games but also rahhh #i miss the podcast it was so fun to see them actually react and enjoy what theyve made #theyre enjoying it sm.. #and thinking in the minds of their characters as they do.. #tasp #i mourn...

[charmac]

This is kinda dorky I kinda love it

#glenn howerton #jill latiano #trying not to be parasocial #but meh they make me happy #trying not to call celebrities almost twice my age cute #i’m battling hard

[charmac]

This guy doesn’t know me. // Dude, what’s all that stuff you’re grabbing? ↳ The ANTI-Social Network (7x08) - The High School Reunion Part 2 (7x13)

#kinda obsessed with him #dennis reynolds

[charmac]

night drive 🚙🌙

#yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyeys #oh yes #tie mac's hands to the door and youve got my fic lol #obsessed with this #your colours are always so ahhhhh #literally mesmorising #macdennis

[charmac]

pathetic girl moodboard

#lololo #oh yes #dennis reynolds #mood #(moody mood. if you will...)

[charmac]

dennis w his arms up n surrender crying mascara tears directly before th light fixture such tht it halos his head is religious imagery to me

#oh dennis... #misses the boat my everything

[charmac]

PSA: I've updated the Random Episode Generator to now include Season and Episode numbers!

Except for A Very Sunny Christmas because I am against it being categorised as part of Season 6

#iasip #ppb #working on getting a post out too #brains just been a little fried lately #and again if anyone wants to contribute !! lmk

[charmac]

IS THIS ALLOWED??

i mean,,,rcg seem to be indicating that's allowed but i'm gonna need video evidence in s17

#a sign is going up within the hour banning this #it goes into arbitration immediately #and somehow ​ends with mac no longer being allowed in the bar

[charmac]

#but babe you love being gaslit #llllollllllllllllll