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#someone else probably said this but #this means coiny's gender is cunt #and im here for it

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Who let you be so good at art /pos

blog mascots

orrr just object ocs ! I'll be using them interchangeably theyre very sillysillysillysilly

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Don't scare me like that I almost reported on impulse /silly

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Mentally I'm old enough to drink

I was bored so I took a mental age test, twice

Taking an avg., I’m 11

Accurate 

#HOW #i am crying

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The simpsons

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My arospec ass be like:

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lets go lesbians

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tumblr can get this too. as a treat (qrt to the og clip bc i had a autism activation)

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Taken it up on myself to report all the spam bots in the asexual tag so yeah!

Use #acespec mafia so your posts don't get drowned out in bots!

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Animatic in tux paint!!

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sun's out buns out

and by buns I mean bread

and by bread I mean garlic bread

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Probably a bit of a TMI vent but I need to get this out-

I can't stand it when people make a personal issue between friends everyone's problem.

Recently had to break off a friendship because of personal reasons, and their response was to turn it into something that traumatized me. They then told someone who was completely unrelated to the drama, and let them fucking go into one of our friend's DMs and harass them, and let this person tell them they should fucking die. (This friend caught up in this because of a misunderstanding blown out of proportion, turning into the ex-friend saying they hated them despite them not... actually doing anything...)

This has been unbelievably stressful and the fact that they're making up lies about us and doing this while I haven't shared any of their info online (and will not do that, because that is shitty- I don't want them to be harassed) is just. awful.

I don't like having to worry if people are looking at my socials and laughing at me, if they're taking advantage of my hurt because they don't like me. I messed up once and now I'm the villain in their story.

I hate this.

#tmi sorry #tmi #vent #tw toxic friendship #tw toxic behavior #tw death threats #sort of? #adding just to be safe #toxic friends suck.

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#have a weird stick #:3

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I made a set of Will Wood themed color palettes!

feel free to use, just don’t remove the credit if you share the image 🩵

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This needs to stop. I open the tag and the very first post is one of these bullshit ads.

#aspec mafia #asexual #like wtf #i hate this #acespec mafia

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🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️

COVERED IN BOT JUICE AND WIRES AS I HOLD MY AEGO SWORD IN MY RIGHT HAND AND MY AROACE SHEILD IN MY LEFT WHILE I STAND INFRONT OF PILES OF DEAD ROBOTS SET AFLAME

I AM FIGHTING A WAR WITH THE FELLOW ASEXUALS AND ACESPEC PEOPLE, WE SHALL RECLAIM THE HOMELAND✊

#asexual #acespec mafia