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Do you seriously think I'm kidding? I'm not staying here with all the shit that's going down. Look. I'm sorry your town has gone to hell and back, whatever. But--sorry. 

That's it.

I—I’m sorry. This is my town I don’t know how…how everything got so out of control. So many people, so many lives.

I would recommend everyone leave this place as soon as is possible.

#c: henry #she's not sorry

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He's in Peds at the hospital. I--I just don't know what to do. I mean of course I do, I need to leave. Who was I kidding trying to live peacefully in a place like this. Crazy. Just...crazy.

That's it.

W-ha…where’s your kid, Kale..?

#c: henry #pretend she's not so bitchy in this gif rn she's looking pretty like sad and confused and she's got her cell in her hand #ready to call witness protection for a move. another one in less than a year.

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Tommy, my son-- he's been injured. I--I don't know what happened or how it happened or why. A bomb? In Florence? I've heard of pip- whatever, I never thought it'd happen here.

Jesus, why are you in here, Kale? I- nothing too bad, right?

Hey, I’ve met some cool people in this town. I don’t regret moving here, and you shouldn’t either. It’ll be ok. It can only get better from here.

#c: aria #she was once a lawyer so i feel as if she's dealt with prosecuting something like that

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That's it.

I've had enough. I've have enough of this crazy town and it's fucked up murders. I've had enough of the drama and the psycho residents. I can't, I just can't stay here. Once my kid can finally come home, I'm taking him and we're leaving. I hope to God or Allah or Mother Earth that I never see any of you again.

#frostbite starter #event four: pd3

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N-no, he was sitting on the window seat and the windows just fucking exploded. H-he fell, they took him into surgery.

Are you...are you ok? 

My sweet friend, are you okay? Is Tommy okay? This… is unreal.

#c: rhea

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God, I should never have moved to this fucking town. 

#frostbite starter #event four: PD1 #location: the hospital

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Nothing much, just the blood of my enemies. Order up. 

One potato, two potato, three potato, four.

Five potato, six potato, seven potato - hold the fuck up.

The fuck are you cooking that requires more than seven potatoes?

#c: theron

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#on her ipod

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No one is allowed to borrow my car ever again, it smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion

#frostbite starter #ok the starter came from a post going around. i take no credit #no subs

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Alright folks.

Special of the day ran out. You snooze you lose. 

#frostbite starter

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Please, I think half the town's afraid I might poison their food they're just so happy to have another restaurant in town. I'm really not that bad...most days. So how long're you visiting for?

I'm mind blown.

I know, right? Honestly, it’s amazing that nobody has realized how “epic" you are.

#c: rhea #sighs fine i shall accept you and your ou's as well

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Oh my god, why doesn't anyone else think that of me? I'm amazing. Seriously. 

I'm mind blown.

I gotta say, Kale Kale, other than my sweet little sister, you’re my favourite person Florence has to offer.

#c: rhea #omg why are you adding us ofter os?! you are from NM bean n e w m e x i c o #but yes rhea is the president and kale can be some super sweet cabinet member woh offers #wine tasting over briefs in the oval office

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Uh, yeah, yeah I guess you're right. Did you know anyone that died? Sorry, I don't mean to be harsh about it but...anyway, whatever.

I swear, anytime I see someone tailing me I freak out.

Being tailed is kinda scary. Not that it’s ever happened to me before, but…

With everything going on I think we’re all allowed to be a little paranoid.

#c: tiff

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I'm mind blown.

I swear, I don't know where half of you come from with your philosophical ideas at midnight. You guys must have really good weed here.  

#frostbite starter #tw: drugs

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This town is nothing but insane on a good day, so can we all take a second and appreciate the quiet before the storm? 

It's been really quiet 'round here.

#c: blake #no subs #hi darlin' how are youu?

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Hmm.

No one else has died recently. Things are almost boring again, pity.

#c: eva #ok so i need to explain a few things. one kale believes she found herself a bitter cup of coffee in eva #that's good bc a lot of people are very rainbows and sunshine and she thinks she's allergic to happiness at times #two it's as if she just heard her say this in passing so i like to think she was reading the paper and looked up

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That all you've got to say? Should we start talking about the finer points of the weather system and oh no, are those cumilonimbus clouds? Come on, West, give me something to work with here.

I swear, anytime I see someone tailing me I freak out.

#c: kale