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All threesomes need an autistic dog to just be saying shit while the others do their thing

#source: me doing this as i write it #yeah im breaking my tumblr fast for this #what of it #cicada drones

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is it autogynophilia if you're just a narcissist

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youre the only one i would let call me gayboy

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i did see through people trying too hard to be weird. its the only thing ive never had to try to be.

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they call my girlfriend the litter box because its where i pee and also i put a litter in it

#thats meeeeeee

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its okay if you hate me as long as we can still have sex

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"sex knife" implies the existence of knifes for things other than sex. stay safe out there

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big fan of the like button on websites being a heart. gonna shave my pubes into one in honor of it

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I'm still on break but I love my girlfriend so all of you are gonna see her good posts

#cicada drones

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Bootyshorts that say "god hates fags" on the ass

#cicada drones #on break still this is just queued

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God I am sosoo weak to an uncommon compliment

#cicada drones #on break still this is just queued

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RARE LOOT: I just got the cum pizza roll©

#cicada drones #on break still this is just queued

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Tormenting my girlfriend by repeatedly referring to her life as "Scott Pilgrim Core"

#cicada drones #on break still this is just queued

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They are canceling me for my posts about "fucking and cumming" to the jabberjaw song

#cicada drones #on break still this is just queued

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Is it even sex if you don't break the skin

#cicada drones #on break still this is just queued

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The point of girls is to rip holes into them I think

#cicada drones #on break still this is just queued

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Tumblr has been hurting the brain lately, think it's time to take a break for a bit, don't know how long probably about a month, if you need to talk to it you can ask for discord or something, there are like a couple of posts that'll come out of the queue but that's it for a bit see yall love ya

#cicada drones