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dandelions are Not weeds they are literally yellow...

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Sorry we put your autistic boyfriend in the fandom and they completely infantilised him. Sorry yeah he's an innocent baby who's never even heard of a sex and doesn't know a single swearword now. Yeah they're treating him like the team kid and calling his friends his parents I'm so sorry about this. Yeah I know he's committed felonies in canon but it doesn't matter it's too late now I'm sorry

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welcome back to gamechanger, the only gameshow where the game changes every show! players, you will notice that we are standing in a prison, and that some of you have been designated as “guards” while the rest of you are “prisoners.” over the next few months y

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OH FUCK!!

#bridgerton #bridgerton spoilers #polin

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It would’ve been so much funnier if in the Magnus Archives, Jon 1. Informed his coworkers that the skepticism and feigning ignorance was a front from the beginning and 2. If he kept it up until the end

It would’ve been so fucking funny if he was literally an eye abomination by the end and still was all ‘hmm, probably early onset dementia’ and everyone else was also in on it

#true friendship #this is basically how king falls am goes #tma #jon sims #kfam

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rb and tell me what’s your most re watched movie.. and be honest

#tangled or megamind #I am a child with good taste

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sorry for bridgerton posting. it will happen again

#love y'all

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imagine mourning the idea that your crush could ever like you back and then one night at a ball he crashes the marriage proposal you're about to receive, chases down your carriage, climbs in and gets on his knees talking about "PLEASEI I NEED HYOU SO BAD I CANNOT STOP TJIMKING OF YOU IT PLAGUES MY DREAMS I ONKY THINK OF YOU PLEASE PLEASE PELSSE PLEASE" then makes out with you, finger bangs you, and asks you to marry him

all within like half an hour . colin bridgerton needs to be in jail

#he's a criminal in the highest degree #bridgerton #bridgerton spoilers #nsfw #polin

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penelope is a better woman than me, i would’ve lied and said i got engaged just to see if colin would cry

#yeah :) #bridgerton #bridgerton spoilers #polin

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say what you want about bridgerton I know it's not a Good Show or whatever but nicola coughlan insisting on being 'as naked as possible' in this series as a 'fuck you' to everyone saying she's too fat to be a romantic lead and because 'when I'm 60 I wanna watch it and remember how fucking hot I was' is ICONIC BEHAVIOR

#nicola coughlan the WOMAN YOU ARE #bridgerton

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Benedict next season: Mother, what you and Father, and Anthony, and Daphne... and Colin... and Francesca... all have is rare.

#bridgerton spoilers #bridgerton

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say what you want about penelope but i think we should commend her for behaving pretty normally about her crush on colin. when colin got a crush on penelope he immediately descended into madness

#and they're both so real #bridgerton #bridgerton spoilers #polin #penelope #colin

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Absolutely hilarious to me that the ton is gonna be speculating on why and how Penelope and Colin ended up engaged and there’s definitely gonna be some entrapment/pity rumours going around but the actual truth of it is that Colin chased a carriage down, fell to his knees and went “please please please please please please please”

#and it was sooo so sexy of him #bridgerton #bridgerton spoilers #colin

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actually hilarious that colin bridgerton returned to london absolutely determined to be in his slut era. he said if there is one thing i am it is a whore. and then one (1) kiss with penelope later he was like neverMIND i am a MARRIED MAN i am MONOGAMOUS life is about LIFELONG PARTNERSHIP ACTUALLY

#demisexual king #he tried and failed so spectacularly. he's just like me forreal #bridgerton #bridgerton spoilers #colin

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grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode

#PLEASE

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Sugardaddy/sugarbaby relationship but the one with money is an annoying 23 year old who like, made a successful app in college or something, and the poor one is a 40-something single dad with medical debt who was just 'made redundant' at his soul-killing job. Mmmmm-hmmmm.... Thinking about this.

#jo I was about to send you this 😭