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Your tentacles are looking wonderfully moist this evening

I’m so done with Gale. He’s ridiculous.

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he taste like shit. 🩸

Fix-it AU

one comment made me think what would happen if Astarion brought my Durge to Cazaldor before the main story.

#rbing to say im thinking about this with one of my durge tavs #like she got in a fight with orin ans cant deal so goes and gets blackout drunk #and then she notices cazador trying to bite her #so of course she murders him then realizes shes got hangover kind of weird food cravings #and just #eats him #stumbles across the spawn apologizes then leaves #then two days later realize she killed a szarr and she should probably go threaten the rest to shut up about it #only to fall a little in love w astarion

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You, a fool, when characters state different or contradictory things about backstory events or how the world works: This is a plot hole!

Me, wise, enlightened: Not so, neophyte. Have you considered all the exhaustive possibilities in which one of these characters simply has no idea what they are talking about, or better yet, is a fucking liar?

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real hollywood is back (actors having so much chemistry that journalists start creating dating allegations)

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Israel has deployed auto-firing quadcopters that emit the sounds of crying babies.

https://xtwitter.com/jam_etc_art/status/1780038184828608975

There is no possible reality where this is in any way capable of being passed off as self-defense. It was never self-defense. It is, and always has been, a genocide.

Crying babies. Crying babies. This is, beyond a shadow of a doubt, meant to draw out and kill civilians while also making it far more difficult to locate and aid children who are trapped or alone.

If you have money to spare, please consider donating to some of the fundraisers on Operation Olive Branch to help people escape this genocide.

End the occupation. Free Palestine.

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.

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i think the way tiktok and tumblr (yes i am unifying these two sites together for this, for shame!) talk about autism and adhd (n honestly ocd too) as this quirky party trick has really damaged The Youths, at least in america (n they enact that damage on the rest of us, per usual)

like you guys will CONTINUE as usual to mock n harass anyone who is slightly "weird" or "offputting" bc well YOURE autistic and YOU dont do that, so it must be a them problem. well, YOU live on your own and YOU have a job and YOU have tons of friends and YOU go to uni and YOU go to the club and YOU arent weird. its not an "autism thing", this persons just weird. weird for being a picky eater, for using scripts in conversations, for avoiding crowded places n having meltdowns while in them, for living w their parents or in assisted living, for going on about their special interests, for missing social ques, for speaking "weird", for stimming, for having little or no friends, for being unemployed, for having motor issues, for being nonverbal, for not being able to handle the school/academy system, for being autistic.

THEYRE clearly just weird, THEYRE wrong for exhibiting signs and symptoms of autism. their autism is WRONG and WEIRD and OFFPUTTING. YOURE autistic and YOU dont do that, so its clearly "not about autism".

#ugh this so much with like literally any given mental disorder #but yeah its become insanely rampant with adhd and autism #like congrats that you dont fit all the symptoms or have it ‘bad’ #others do #its just internalized ableism lbr #like who is doing disabled ‘right’

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astarion deserves many things but we're gonna start with a factory reset

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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

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Gonna start doing this when someone tells me what to do

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Seeing these two posts back to back makes me wonder how long it'll be before Brennan attacks Sam with a halberd

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leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this

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i can literally always make more blood. renewable resource. NOT sharing it would be so selfish on my part. there’s no justification for it.

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#galecore

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Professor Dekarios

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You're no monster. You've saved me more times than I can count.

[SPOILERS FOR DARK URGE]

I cannot understand the fact that Larian did not give us the companions' reaction to Durge!Tav being literally killed by Bhaal for resisting his will - especially when Tav is in a serious relationship with Astarion, and he's already confessed his love for them??? Here is a man who's finally learned to love and be loved after two centuries of constant torment, and he just watched the love of his life die in front of his very eyes... Did he regret encouraging Tav to be free of Bhaal? Did the future suddenly go back to being hopeless and dark for him? He said it himself, "Cazador used his tortures to strike terror into me. But I've rarely been more afraid than on the night when I feared Bhaal had claimed you for good." Tav is the only person he's truly cared for, somebody he worries about more than he worries about himself. Tav being killed or taken over by Bhaal is literally his worst fear.

So, of course, I had to go ahead and break my own heart by making this little piece of art... But we can all rest easy with the knowledge that right after this scene, Grandpa Withers is pulling up like the real MVP he is and saving the day.

Note: Please ask me before reposting elsewhere.