Diversity win! The feral child that tried to murder you is actually an elderly citizen
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TUA FANS ?! ARE YOU OUT THERE ?!
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Controversial ways i'm raising my children
• I will parent them in uniquely toxic ways so they each develop a different personality disorder as adults
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"kill them with kindness!" WRONG. violin 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻
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at family dinner one night, one of the siblings innocently poses the question: who was reginalds favorite child? like, who did he hate the least? and all hell breaks loose. screaming, fighting, table flipping. Five is drawing probability maps all over the walls and the whole place looks like a giant conspiracy board (they’re at Viktor’s apartment, and he is Never getting his security deposit back).
Luther argues that Five was his favorite
was insanely patient with him considering all the bullshit Five would pull
Five had the biggest bedroom
he bragged about Five’s intelligence in interviews a few times
‘never stopped beliveing Five would return one day’
Diego thinks it was Luther
he willingly spent free time with Luther
Luther barely broke rules so whenever he did reginald seemingly let him get away with it
the whole number 1 situation
Allison thinks SHE was the favorite
he gave her pretty much whatever she wanted WITHOUT rumors
Klaus thinks Viktor was his favorite
drugged him INSTEAD OF killing him or keeping him locked up, which would have been 100% easier
gave Viktor a family heirloom seemingly unprovoked
had Viktor playing personal assistant/secretary for him so he was still Involved
paid to send Viktor to a prestigious music school
did not hire hitmen to assassinate Viktor when the book was announced
There’s ALSO a group argument made about why Klaus was never kicked out or disowned???
Viktor is like fully tearing his stuff apart to find notes he took for reginald during meetings where he talked about the kids to try and see who was mentioned The Most. Five is pacing all over the place and pulling his hair, looking like he’s trying to stop the apocalypse again. Ben is trying to get Klaus to make him corporeal so he can strangle Allison. everyone is belligerently drunk. Diego is slashing through parts of Five’s conspiracy boards that he disagrees with. Luther is crying. Klaus is live streaming this bullshit because he wants to know what old academy stans and Viktor’s book fans have to say on the matter. (most of the chat is going wild trying to figure out when tf Five turned up again and why’re they letting a 13 year old drink.)
the only thing everyone is able to agree on is that Diego was the least favorite
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babes your glow is showing
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...he got 7 of them
decided to redraw my first piece of tua art since we now know what the mummies looked like!
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