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thank you scherz et al. for bringing us the frogs Mini ature, Mini mum and of course, the Mini scule

#posts that deserve 20k

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In the light of recent events:

#ah yes good ol' #jára cimrman #čumblr #ťumbľr

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One time

Next time

#positive shit from the slovak political internet just before it's all gonna go to shit :P #ťumbľr #čumblr

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*The entire Central Europe block has joined the conversation*

Slovaks -> Hungarian

Czechs and Hungarians -> German

Poles -> Too many tbh

The Czechs would like to have a chat

Edit: since this post blew up: This was intended as a sharing of a funny blunder I found in a book, and to prompt the sharing of the stories of other marginalized languages.

It was NOT intended as an invitation for people to a) call all English speakers stupid and imply they all think like this and b) trashtalk the authors, who, apart from this singular paragraph, wrote an immensely valuable resource for anyone interested in the history of English and arguably have achieved more within the linguistic community than any of us will.

#There are probs more but these are the ones I know of don't ostracize me pls #čumblr #ťumbľr

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tak ako všetko, slováci musia zdielať aj tumblr tag s češkami...

#HAH #presne preto máme tag ťumbľr! #ale je kinda niche #tak odporúčam kombinovať ťumbľr s čumblr stále :sob: #ťumbľr #čumblr #slovak

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little wizardposting on this fine morning

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"Upřímný reklamní plakát na vaší rodnou hroudu" čelendž 💛

Vykopávám:

#MÁME TU VODU ZE KTERÉ SE POSERETE HAHBAHHABHAHDSBSHABSDDHABSHAHSASH #I'M SO FUCKING DYING RIGHT NOW

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A reaction meme for posts that damaged you on a spiritual level, sponsored by ČD™

#this fucks so hard I love these kinds of memes #literally why I follow čumblr #čumblr

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mamka se směje na mě protože jsem řekl, že daimtårta (dort na fotce) chutná jako autobus. dort je frozen a pak musíte ho dát v microwave. a tohle process nedává mi žádné smysl. protože, můžete jen "péct" daimtårta sámi snadněji a ten dort nebube chutnat jako autobus.

jestli jste ve Švédsku, neježte tenhle dort. je to hrozné.

#have fun understanding this without the context of language bitches LMFAOOO

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the traditional Czech Christmas game of "dammit what castle is that"

alll you need is a tv chock-full of fairytale films for about a week and you're good

#to all my american followers: y'all are missing out on the best shit-show of yelling names of obscure castles at each other at 2 am

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Myslím že my jakožto Češi dostatečně nedoceňujeme fakt že zákon nikde nereguluje chladné zbraně ani jejich (bezpečné) nošení na veřejnosti což znamená že si můžeš po ulici vykračovat s halapartnou a nikdo tě nemá právo zastavit

#darn czechs getting my hopes up ;-;

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#EXACTLY #THIS IS CULTURE AND LANNGUAGE ERASURE

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this place sucks im gonna drink six beers and jack off

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Have a question after something a friend said, wondering how common it is to know how to play Minesweeper

Personally once I tried to understand it I found it easy to figure out and my parents knew how to play it too but my friend is of the opinion that "no one knows how to solve it"

#minesweeper is like so fuckin ez... until you get into a chance situation where you have to choose ;-;

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good morning insane girls 😍 the rest of u.... gm i guess 😒😐🙄

#as a bi cis autistic 'pretty mentally stable' guy: ''😭''

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I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

#THE MOST WHOLESOME COUPLE RAGH #no heterosexual couple can reach this amount of cuteness tbf