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Mystery Dungeon Sentence Starters
[ taken from pokemon mystery dungeon games || be sure to specify on multis || feel free to change as necessary ]
"The world's full of cheaters, thieves, and liars. There's nothing to believe in anymore."
“I was lucky to have known you. Though the parting hurts, the rest is in your hands!"
"There are plenty of criminals out there. They are caught and punished, but... but... truly bad people... don't really exist anywhere."
"The important thing is not how long you live, it's what you accomplish with your life."
"You have to be strong on your own.”
“You have to go home... Tell everyone about what happened here. So that... nothing like this ever happens again."
“Don't you understand? You made me strong.”
“Not one of their lives is without meaning! So never think that you're not wanted ever again.”
“Everything ends eventually. Even if history is not changed. “
“While I live, I want to shine.”
“We can exist here! We can live here! And that alone is something that we should be happy and grateful about!”
"Whatever I do, I do it stylishly. That's my motto."
"Change your point of view even a little, and you might find an entirely new picture."
"A child's dream can't be destroyed by adults."
"I'll be fine! I'm always fine, aren't I?"
"This... this isn't how it was supposed to end..."
"Time can heal most things, even if some hurts seem insurmountable at first."
"It's a pleasure to meet you! Oh wait... No, it's not..."
"No one says what they mean. It's all just lies and lip service..."
“That's why I've never had any friends, until now.”
"Look at my eyes. See how serious I am."
“It gets lonely when no one believes in you or what you say... But if you have even just one friend who'll believe you... then you'll be really happy.”
“When two spirits meet and go through so much together... they must be drawn back together. They will surely meet again.”
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Random Sentence Starters From My Old Fics
[ be sure to specify on multis || feel free to change as necessary ]
"You want some bourbon? You seem stressed."
"Spit it out. I won't kill ya or anything."
“Since when did you have a tattoo?”
"They do go together pretty damn well."
"Drink the water and swallow your meds. And no spittin' them out when I'm not looking either."
"Now back to bed."
“They're better than the FBI.”
“Close your mouth, you're gonna catch flies.”
“You had the time with two full time jobs and a divorce?”
“You’re the best apprentice I never had.”
“That’s what he’s always been to me. A hero.”
“Missed a spot right there.”
“I mean with everything we did, we thought we would run the world someday but…”
“It's not pity.”
“I'll keep them all safe this time. I swear my life on it.”
“All we can do is hope. It’s all we’ve got left. “
“You did all you could.”
“Are you sure it’s not a mistranslation?”
“I hate to ruin a moment, but the building’s about to blow up.”
“Cut the poor punching bag a break.”
“No bruised kidneys this time.”
“Well he's been raising my kids while I've been saving humanity from extinction. I don't think I can avoid him.”
“There was an outside chance.”
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Things Said By My Friends On Discord Part 3
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“Oh dude, I am going to make this suck for you.”
“I can excuse necrophilia but I draw the line at cannibalism.”
“That’s all I have to say.... But also--”
“My child I must take a fat rip with my gay little dab pen.”
“Like I understand some people fuck in their childhood bedrooms but how could you.”
“Fuck no! Not the penguins!”
“I think the femboys were on to something.”
“I don’t know if oop is the correct response to having a heart attack.”
“NARUTO?”
“I am very confused but I hope you’re having fun.”
“Hey want to have a spiritual experience?”
“But unlike medical professionals, I do not trust in Wikipedia.”
“Asking a dragon if he stockpiles gold is absolutely racist.”
“The bi March 10th gang includes coronavirus.”
“My mind.... (derogatory)”
“I can feel my critical thinking slowing down.”
“I don’t know why he had his dick out though.”
“Is the bible a book people actually enjoy?”
“I fucking knew you were going to say the bible.”
“My father is not going to a commune.”
“I am buying hypoallergenic condoms at Whole Foods.”
"Ah shit you said no balls, now I have to do it."
“I’m not a man, I don’t know what these fish are.”
“Is this an April Fool’s Joke from God?”
“Do you ever think anyone’s ever weighed their dick on one of those things butchers use to weigh the meat and calculate the price?”
“Hello friends, I’ve fractured my foot how is your day?”
“I have only created DILFs. I have to balance out the universe.”
“Jesus was a himbo with nice hair and also a communist!”
“He’ll stab you but he draws the line at purposeful misgendering.”
“Throw some goddamn bubbles in there!”
“I don’t know what’s happening because I have sex.”
“I being cis-shamed.”
“You’re on your second shot, it’s okay.”
“Finally some oppression for him.... I forgot he was gay.”
“Fuck you! Lemme tell you something bitch!”
“We keep slapping these things down on the table like YuGiOh cards.”
“I just feel like that one cat from the one Warriors comic.”
“Good news! You too can drink potentially dangerous water! Go to the nearest puddle.”
“God, Jesus, and the bear!”
“I hope it’s coochie.”
“I’m on wikifur.”
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Snapcube's Sonic Fandubs Sentence Starters
[ specify the muse on multis || feel free to change as necessary || lyrics taken from here ]
“Ha! Ha! One!”
“I miss my wife. I miss her a lot. I’ll be back.”
“So this is the fabled Tilted Towers.”
“I can’t understand you through your thick accent but I still like you because you’re my friend.”
“Hey, wait a minute! You interrupted my flashback!”
“I can’t believe your tits are one polygon!”
“I’m going to kill you and then kill you again.”
“I think we should let her vape. Give her the freedom to vape.”
“I found this used copy of Sims 4.”
“Speak for yourself, motherfucker.”
“Top thirty anime deaths. Number one: Your fucking ass!”
“I peed on your wife, she’s mine now.”
“This? It’s my arm.”
“You fool! I have 70 alternative accounts!”
“My head’s full of jellybeans...”
“You should have known I have terrible taste.”
“I’m always sad! That’s just my thing!”
“I’m really glad you changed your toxically masculine ways. Now you can be a good boy like me!”
“Okay, I’ll say something cool too.”
“I can’t believe he came to his intervention drunk.”
“And I’ll be the twink!”
“The desert... Count how many sand is here. That’s your first mission.”
“HATSUNE MIKU?”
“Can I bury the body?”
“That was an illegal left, by the way.”
“You are nothing but a fake gamer and you will never find happiness, you piece of shit.”
“I would eradicate three colors. Yellow, silver, and then silver again.”
“You know what? You’re a twink. I’m gonna go smoke some weed now.”
“There’s a hunk of junk here and I’m not talking about you!”
“I’m not in the sky, dicknips.”
“By the way I’m bisexual, I forgot to announce that.”
“Who posted my nudes on twitter dot com?”
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Quotes I Found in my Old Writing Starters
[ specify the muse on multis || feel free to change as necessary ]
“Yes, eyebrows!”
“Get down from the roof!”
“Even going into this, I'm not afraid because they’ll be with me the whole time."
“Getting memories wiped does that to a person.”
“I’m not a boy. I’m like... 54.”
“I just needed an excuse to see you.”
“He’s taking a whizz, I think.”
“When does the hero kiss the boy?”
“This is gonna be a long plane ride home.”
“You’re becoming extremely irritating, my guy.”
“Stop thinking about the alternate timelines and focus on ours.”
“Food, you have won this round.”
“You’re as charming as a rattlesnake.”
“You wouldn’t spill your kin’s blood, would you?”
“Don’t force me back in that fucking cage!”
“I’m not convinced the prophecy’s about you.”
“Taxidermy on a person would be pretty weird.”
“Do you ever just wanna be a normal human again?”
“Aren’t I supposed to be dead and not in pain?”
“You came back from the dead and the first thing you do is make a fish pun?”
“Actually, we are satanspawn so we are a match made in hell.”
“Yeah, and I’m bleeding from my side.”
“I only smell like death because I literally died.”
“I’ll be your boyfriend so I can be your hero.”
“Who knew Normandy was this beautiful?”
“You know, being unconscious for several weeks isn’t all that exciting.”
“Maybe I should just break the Geneva Convention rules one time.”
“I mean, it is war.”
“We would have so much fun in the snow if the circumstances were different.”
"That's it. I'm starved and I'd love to eat real food and not base rations for once."
“Everyone here grew up hiding things and lying to each other.”
“I don’t think God is trying to talk to you, I think your sister is just an asshole.”
“It’s not a flashbang... Wait maybe it is. Why did you give me a flashbang?”
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INVINCIBLE 1X01 “IT’S ABOUT TIME” Starters
[ specify the muse on multis || feel free to change as necessary ]
“You ready for next week?”
“Enjoy laser burn.”
“You saw the shiner he gave me.”
“Why don’t I make some hot chocolate to cheer up my sweet boy?”
“It has to be a spectacle.”
“There’s nothing going on down there I haven’t seen before.”
“They rebuild that thing twice a year at this point.”
“Don’t make me get the spray bottle.”
“Don’t get his hopes up.”
“Just trying to break in these new shoes.”
“You’re in to the stupidest stuff.”
“I threw a trash bag into space.”
“I’m gonna be able to fly?”
“I’ll... put some coffee on.”
“Focus on staying upright.”
“It’s kind of like peeing your pants on purpose.”
“No one is gonna pull their punches.”
“Did you maybe push too far?”
“What the hell has gotten into you?”
“I need something to punch.”
“Who the hell are you?”
“No, that sounds willfully childish.”
“What were you thinking?”
“I wanna do what you do. I wanna be just like you.”
“He barely remembers anything he doesn’t see in the mirror in the morning.”
“Have you decided on a name yet?”
“I need to practice.”
“I can’t talk to you while we soar through the clouds but... I’m still here.”
“After everything he’s done how can I possibly live up to all of that?”
“How could the greatest you not be enough?”
“And I love my asshole son.”
“You’re gonna keep prying if I’m evasive at all.”
“Along the way you’re gonna do things you don’t want to do or might not think you can do.”
“I think you should be nicer to him.”
“He’s got a whole ocean of friends.”
“How is this going to work if I can’t hold your interest for one conversation?”
“Don’t you do enough for the world?”
“I’ll check back on you tomorrow.”
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Go Farther Into Lightness (2017) Lyrics Starters
[ specify the muse on multis || feel free to change as necessary || lyrics taken from this album ]
“Hey, I’ll miss you man, when you leave."
“'Cause there are feelings that are strong and there are ones that are mixed.”
“I was a boy once.”
“I’m a kind-of-adult, catching up on the cool shit I missed.”
“Then I guess I got nothing to prove.”
“I was waiting on the future.”
“But I’m a crier and a fighter, not a faker and a fraud.”
“’Oh a wear heart,’ they say, ‘it shatters all.’“
“And I still care about the present and the weight of circumstance.”
“I feel it in my bones and in my fucking skull.”
“‘Cause I was only a kid when I fell and you tossed me aside.”
“What can I do if the fire goes out?”
“A traitor to country and glad, 'cause my country's disgraced.”
“I’m not dumb and you people can’t dick me around.”
“I will love you, but not love the powers you serve.”
“But I bear no contempt for the ones who just want to belong.”
I don’t know if I blame you for being so distant.”
“God, it’s been a hell of a week.”
“I’m getting used to the sleepless hours from sundown.”
“Tell me how I can help this thing go easily.”
“When did everything get this weird?”
“Did you ever believe in me?”
“Was it always so hard?”
“The heart is closed, but keep me in the open.”
“‘Cause I deserve better than this.”
“Do not let this thing you got go to waste.”
“Do not let your heart be dismayed.”
“But it's cool in a weird way that I wish I could be.”
“Redemption lies plainly in truth.”
“Remember the pact of our youth.”
“You crave the applause yet hate the attention.”
“You will not be more than a rat in the gutter.”
“You asked for my counsel, I gave you my thoughts.”
“I get a glimpse of what it is to be strong.”
“I used to wanna be important, now I just wanna be alive.”
"It’s okay to feel unbelievably lost."
“We just persevere.”
“So you can join the cowards all aboard the outrage train.”
“We never have to talk again, whatever, up to you.”
“Here’s another toast just to you.”
“I will look at love as more than just an instrument of pain.”
“It won’t hurt this way forever, it ain’t worth the overtime.”
“Lay me down and kiss me deeply, show me everything I missed.”
“The heart is a muscle and I wanna make it strong.”
“I wanna be loved, I wanna be whole again.”
“There’s a sky full of lights and none of them stars.”
“I will bear the unbearable, terrible triteness of being.”
“I’m more just fumbling around in the dark for the bulk of my day.”
“Won’t you feel me tonight?”
“So let’s just drink the best wine now while we’re strong and we are proud.”
“It’s weird and unnerving, forsaking my old life now.”
“If I could reach out through the screen and give you something to believe in, I would.”
“Our childhood is memory, still ascended high in dreams.”
“I was furious and dumb, lighting fires through the town.”
“Did I tell you that I spent most of my sister’s wedding stoned?”
“I’ve heard what you’re saying, it’s okay not to be so alright.”
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Star Trek: Starfleet Academy (2015) Sentence Starters
[ specify the muse on multis || feel free to change as necessary ]
“Are you breaking up with me?”
“A little variation is a healthy thing!”
“I beg your pardon?”
“Live long and prosper.”
“Oh, you two are gonna be so fun together.”
“Unless there’s something they don’t want people to know.”
“I couldn’t have gotten this far without you.”
“Never sit down with anyone without an invite.”
“You need to move before the shields fade!”
“Break in? You mean physically?”
“Don’t die, don’t die, don’t die.”
“I do not wish to mate with you.”
“I’ll say -- I’ve had worse first dates.”
“She’s probably far away from here at whatever the exact opposite of a party is.”
“You patient is dying.”
“The goal is always to save the patient.”
“Survival over safety. It was only logical.”
“I know about the mutiny.”
“So I left, and that was the last conversation I ever had with my parents.”
“How much more air do we need to collect?”
“I am going to run away now.”
“I am afraid of being eaten.”
“And next time, no one will be around to protect you.”
“They also played golf on the lunar surface.”
“Can’t anyone keep their mouth shut?”
“You know, you were almost romantic there.”
“Your metaphor makes me hungry.”
“I think space is slowing down.”
“I’ll tell our rescuers what a mutinous worm you are and we can all start killing each other again.”
“You want to blow up our ship?”
“Everyone grab onto something and say any prayers you’ve got!”
“He’d only care that I lost. But thanks.”
“They were teaching me the rudiments of an archaic Earth game called Ultimate Frisbee.”
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Best of: Warrior Cats Animated Sentence Starters
[ specify the muse on multis || feel free to change as necessary || taken from here ]
“Is that a fuckin’ orange?”
“Do you eat babies?”
“Don’t you mean venomous?”
“Wait a minute they’re not a homeless person.”
“Nonsuspicious activities.”
“I found you! And you’re naked.”
“I bludgeoned it with a rock!”
“I’m not squishy! You’re squishy!”
“Well, I guess it’s my time to die.”
“Oh it’s just you. I thought you were a possessed basketball.”
“Yeah, it happens.”
“Colds are a myth.”
“My mom told me I was a blunder of god.”
“No wait, that’s just a leaf.”
“It’s because of the time skip.”
“Don’t patronize me.”
“They left their Halloween decorations out and there’s strawberry jam all over the ground!”
“And Warrior Cats Into the Wild by Erin Hunter.”
“That’s just a hole... well it does look pretty comfy.”
“That’s a grenade!”
“I can’t ever win with you, can I?”
“Look at that cloud! It’s a piggie!”
“He’s in bed he was really tired when he got back.”
“I suppose he accidentally killed someone again.”
“I’m so FREAKIN’ excited!”
“Who taught you that word?”
“What are you saying you’re to squishy?”
“Green, blue, magenta, and cyan... oh no!”
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1 Year At The Table! Sentence Starters
[ tw: some nsfw content || specify the muse on multis || feel free to change as necessary || taken from here ]
“I thought I smelled salt and illegal activity.”
“Which one of you killed my best friend?”
“It’s just allergies.”
“Record high cases of fun!”
“How many feds do you think we can take before they get us?”
“You gotta use the talking ranch.”
“I’ve been here for eight seconds and I already want to leave.”
“Oh my god, did you think you were the hot one?”
“Bless your heart.”
“This meeting sucks!”
“God bless cheese curds.”
“What if we bring the gators?”
“You two are a daily reminder of why the north won the war.”
“You do you, spaghetti man.”
“Do you guys remember bath salts? That was fun.”
“Bro, I need like a flow chart or something.”
“You guys wanna catch some waves?”
“Size doesn’t matter.”
“Tell me about the aliens.”
“Can you tell my dad I miss him?”
“It wasn’t even a gun this time, it was a knife.”
“I know my purpose.”
“It was supposed to be MY turn to overthrow a government!”
“Nobody cares about Disneyland.”
“I’ll manifest my foot in your destiny.”
“It’s not even the same letter.”
“Your dad just got Rick Rolled by the generation that ate Tide Pods.”
“Not now spaghetti man, mom and dad are talking.”
“Burn it down! Burn it all down!”
“There are three of them?”
“Let people enjoy their delusion, you jerk!”
“Some people are just a few pecans short of a whole pie.”
“How are you so simple and so terrifying?”
“Smokey, help! I didn’t listen!”
“You ain’t my real dad!”
“Arrested.”
“Have his people call my people.”
“You did not just wake up to ruin my life with SCIENCE.”
“Time is a construct.”
“That’s okay, I can’t read.”
“Oh, are we doing the crimes again?”
“Money isn’t real I’m robbing the Federal Reserve.”
“Why are we ignoring the armed robbery thing?”
“You have entered The Twilight Zone.”
“I didn’t know Mars was a gas planet.”
“You guys have plans?”
“How about fuck you.”
“The Kentucky Turtle Derby.”
“Chaos knows no sides.”
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Asks for Transgender and Non-Binary Characters
[ possible content warning for: nsfw talk, dysphoria, medical procedures, etc. ]
What are your character’s pronouns? Do they use multiple sets of pronouns?
What kind of terms does your character like when being referred to? (dude, bro, sis, queen, etc.)
Did your character pick their name? If so, why did they pick the name they have?
Is your character taking any steps to medically transition?
Is your character taking any steps to socially transition?
Is your character involved in any activism related to their identities?
How would your character describe their identities to others?
How would your character describe their gender identity to someone without using gendered terms?
How old was your character when they realized they weren’t cis?
How does your muses’ gender relate to their sexuality/romantic attractions?
Is your character very open about being trans or are they more stealth?
How does your character cope with gender dysphoria, if they have it?
Does your character have an outfits that make them feel gender euphoria?
Does your character read any queer theory?
Does your character participate in pride celebrations? How do they feel about pride?
Does your character own any rainbow/trans flag items?
Does your character think they fall into any stereotypes about their gender identity/expression?
What would your character say to their younger self?
How did your character come out, if they’re out?
Does your character have any funny coming out stories?
What labels for their gender has your character used in the past?
Does your character know anyone else who isn’t cis?
Does your character have any trans people they look up to?
How does your character’s other identities impact their trans identity?
Does your character like trans memes? What’s their favorite?
Does your character have a favorite piece of trans content?
Is your character T4T when it comes to romantic relationships?
Free choice! Pick a random question above or tell us something about your character!
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Lucids Series Sentence Starters
[ specify the muse on multis || feel free to change as necessary || taken from here ]
“So what happens when the people inside of our dreams go to sleep?”
“You should probably finish your worksheet, but it’s second grade English so it’s not that hard.”
“I’m sorry for waking us up.”
“I’m just sorry.”
“Love, sleep, play. Pampers.”
“Hey, I already washed my hands!”
“Will be faking allergic reactions after dinner?”
“Sing your go-to karaoke song, what the fuck is wrong with you?”
“Okay, I guess I won’t wake her up.”
“I found the Pride and Prejudice fanfiction and we are never watching it again!”
“You were just midway through reciting word for word the transcript of season six episode eleven of Keeping Up With The Kardashians.”
“I forgot how long I’d been gone.”
“He thought I was just tired from the grief.”
“It’s because you’ve been infected by an anti-love parasite.”
“I’m very rich, which is very nice.”
“Son, are you winning?”
“We’re so yarpnapped.”
“I hate being late to stuff like this.”
“What? Kidnappings?”
“This isn’t a birthday party, it’s a spartan trial.”
“Sorry if this is too personal but, are you okay?”
“How’s your existential crisis coming along?”
“Do you blame yourself?”
“The accident. It was completely out of control.”
“Terrible weather.”
“You’re a pretty bad therapist.”
“Life is like a film.”
“All I can do is really, really hope you’ll make today my new favorite scene.”
“I’ve made some more dank memes for the occasion.”
“They were literally a cult for a baby on Pampers packaging.”
“It’s seventeen, by the way.”
“I can’t believe you guys don’t know this show!”
“I dunno, there’s probably a discord somewhere.”
“I also washed the dishes.”
“Ah! A tree!”
“One man’s dream is another man’s reality.”
“Wake up!”
“Fine him and then come back home if you can.”
“What song did you sing?”
“The only things that are real... The only things that matter are the things that are important to you.”
“Last time I tried that my construct of reality got broken down for weeks.”
“My life is so completely out of my hands there’s no point in freaking out.”
“Do you know you’re dreaming?”
“Yo, I asked for chicken!”
“Things might get dark sometimes but you’re making so many people’s lives that much brighter by just being you.”
“We sacrifice animals in your name.”
“You’re seven years old, you fell asleep in math class and this is all a bad dream.”
“You’re just running up to people in Whole Foods and commiting metaphysical suicide?”
“We can keep One Direction together.”
“Crocs are fine!”
“I will get my mom to throw you out of this house.”
“Bingo, baby!”
“That life doesn’t exist.”
“Because if I’m your type then you’re my keyboard!”
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Star Trek: Discovery Dead Endless RP Meme
[ remember to specify for multis! || feel free to change as necessary ]
“I want to live here. I never want to leave.”
“Permission to worry: denied.”
“For the nine hundred and twenty-third time, no.”
“When did mayonnaise lose its standing as a food?”
“I reach out to him, but instead I find you.”
“One universe is much like another.”
“Have I been wiped out of time and no one remembers?”
“When did I stop doing that? Didn’t I used to believe the impossible could be made possible?”
“It’s like someone asking you what your alligator sandwich tastes like, and you say it tastes like dinosaur.”
“Ah, so you’re the baby of the family.”
“This is liverwurst.”
“Is there a point to this chicken story?”
“Three solar years, two months, fourteen days--”
“My mother was the cool one.”
“I need more than maybes.”
“But there is such a thing as serendipity, I suppose.”
“Try not to drown yourself while I’m gone.”
“I miss my mushrooms.”
“This one tastes less blue.”
“A funhouse mirror... I can’t imagine it.”
“You’re my canary in our coal mine.”
“It’s not been a great day.”
“It’s an homage to the old me, but a symbol of the new.”
“I never want to hurt anyone.”
“I have instincts and I reacted.”
“I don’t mind blunt.”
“Green lights across the board.”
“Oops, I didn’t mean to invade your home and steal your shit.”
“We need pi.”
“Music hath charms to soothe a savage beast?”
“The patterns are too irregular. Like... choppy.”
“I hate time travel.”
“Please. I have the most upbeat, positive outlook on life of anyone I know.”
“You don’t know me.”
“What has it been? Three hours? Four?”
“Do you still hate opera?”
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Uncommon Question Headcanon Asks for RPs
[ be sure to specify which muse on multis ]
What kind of music does your muse listen to to relax?
Does your muse have any plants? If so, what kind?
Does your muse like to relax indoors or outdoors?
Does your character like a bath or shower after a long day?
Does your muse light candles, incense, etc.?
How often does your character take time for themself?
Does you muse have a special place they like to sit while they relax (next to a window, in a chair, etc.) ?
Are there any special self care rituals your muse has?
Does your muse prefer to unwind by themself or with others?
Does your muse have any activities or hobbies they use to relax?
If your muse listened to lo-fi, what would the playlist be called?
If your muse had a video game console, what console would it be and what games would be on it?
What did your muse minor in when they went to college?
What kind of posters or pictures are in your muses’ bedroom?
Does your muse have any stickers on their water bottle or laptop?
What kind of books does your muse like to read?
If your muse could be in any franchise (that isn’t their own), what would they pick?
Does your muse put things in their water? If so, what do they put in there (fruits, ice, etc.)?
Does your muse have any roommates they’ve hated?
What kind of pins/keychains do they have on their backpack, lanyard, jacket, etc.?
If it’s hot, does your muse open a window or turn on the AC?
What was your muse’s second job?
What is your muse’s go to order from a coffee shop that isn’t coffee?
What kinds of videos on youtube or twitch would your muse watch?
What is your muse’s go to deli order?
Does your muse have any collections? What are they of?
Does your muse own any hats? What kind of hats?
If you had to make a Dungeons and Dragons version of your muse, what would their stats and class be?
How does your muse like their eggs?
What were your muse’s childhood friends like?
Does your muse have a favorite book from their childhood?
Does your muse journal, have a diary, bullet journal, etc.?
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Things Said By My Friends On Discord Part 2
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“Not the tortilla press!”
“I was lead to believe that [insert profession] were a different subspecies of human.”
“Two trucks: Having sex.”
“I will not shut up and in fact go on for two more paragraphs.”
“I fucka you good.”
“We are haunted by the star trek catgirl twitter.”
“I know that because I’m gay!”
“Time to do some SPEED.”
“Get your weird kink out of my good Christian Trader Joe’s.”
“Imagine an emo Trader Joe’s, if you will.”
“I’m not a shrimp, I’m a king.”
“They fistbump after sex.”
“Two dilfs having sex by lemon demon.”
“I’m terrified of salad and I will not explain why.”
“Eat your salamander bread, your father put a lot of anger into it.”
"People look at me like I'm an idiot a lot but I'm always right."
“Kidnapping? Don’t be so dramatic!”
“God, our brains are too big.”
“She’s miserable here in the godless Two Trucks future.”
“Well if fanfics have told me anything--”
“Jokes on you, now I have a boner.”
“Sorry I said that.”
“Which is actually a hot take in this economy.”
“December 27th. Assigned fat ass homosexual at birth.”
“A rare appearance by my ‘romanticizing the government’ brain today.”
“Ah! Ass!”
“You’re too young and too smart to become a thembo.”
“You can bring a kinnie to water but you cannot make them kin.”
“I really like that he brought the drip on the day he died.”
“It’s three hundred words how horny can it be.”
“What are y’all furries up to now.”
“We are two gays being homophobic.”
“I guess you could say that really was a no nut November.”
“We’re not gonna fucking impale my horse, right?”
“Is that a FUCKING crème brulee?”
“This is so inconvenient to me specifically.”
“Babies are no thoughts, head empty.”
“Yeah! They agree on the daddy issues!”
“Signs point to badly.”
“Humans are cowards to unevolve penis bones.”
“Wanna see a racoon penis bone.”
“Dictators! That’s so much worse than gamestop!”
“February fourth, a day that will live in infamy.”
“Gotta hype it up! Crab rave before sex get hyped for boning!”
“Crab rave stays on during sex!”
“You’re all out of your own blood? Shit I hate when that happens.”
“This is why I don’t let people touch my blood.”
“Well. That includes his penis.”
“Lobotomize that little bitch!”
“Hey are you having a good day because I’m here to ruin it.”
“I have been perceived!!”
“The ten thousand hour rule but make it Jesus.”
“Thinking about that WAM (wet ass mushroom).”
“This is my ASMR suffering chart.”
“I am crying because Taio Cruz.”
“Oh dude I am going to make this suck so much for you.”
"WOAHHH THAT IS RIGHT IN SOME MAN'S ASSHOLE I DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT ANYMORE!”
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“Voicemails From Strangers | What's Your Plan For 2021?” starters
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“I made it! Somehow.”
“Not dead.”
“Last year was pretty brutal for all of us.”
“I’ll actually finally leave the house.”
“Absolutely nothing! Thank you.”
“I gotta get more into shape.”
“Ah, I thought this was Domino’s.”
“There are good people around me.”
“I could have appreciated them more.”
“I got dumped at two in the morning.”
“I plan to watch more anime.”
“I guess I’m planning to be less bitter.”
“I’m planning to be happier.”
“I need to spend less time on screens.”
“I want to not fail school.”
“I hope I can manage.”
“It’s my girlfriend’s birthday today.”
“I’m going to ask her to marry me.”
“I’ve been kinda stuck in limbo for the last year.”
“Couldn’t really come up with anything other than survive.”
“Trying to be human again.”
“I should’ve talked to him more.”
“Should’ve said more than hello and how are you.”
“I’m pretty lost.”
“I finally hope to take to therapy.”
“My best friend is going to prison in a month and a half.”
“Man, I’m just vibing.”
“Catch you on the flip side.”
“He’s only home for six months of the year.”
“What a waste of time.”
“I’m gonna be a dad for the first time.”
“I just got out of boot camp.”
“I wanna get closer with my family.”
“I plan to live more.”
“Everyone should take a deep breath and move on.”
“A lot has changed and a lot more will change.”
“Happy new year!”
“I plan to end each day as a better person than I started it.”
“Thank you for listening.”
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“history of the entire world, i guess” (part 2) rp meme
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“merchants, probably.”
“fuck you, obey the law.”
“sick, new trade routes.”
“is loving jesus legal yet?”
“It’s bigger and there’s more of them.”
“wanna get enlightened in the middle of nowhere?”
“christianize all the kingdoms!!”
“let’s do a crusade.”
“hello mississippi.”
“look at those mounds.”
“look at this chad.”
“it means lake.”
“oh look who controls all the islands.”
“what! that’s bullshit!”
“hey christians. do you sin?”
“you can buy your way out of hell.”
“fuck the church.”
“here’s 95 reasons why.”
“we gotta start pillaging some stuff.”
“no but at least there’s beaver.”
“more specifically, ohio.”
“let’s overthrow the palace and cut all their heads off!”
“no, don’t.”
“why didn’t we think of this before?”
“but he came back!”
“that’s just where he lives.”
“communism.”
“turkey makes a brand new turkey.”
“bonus round!”
“seems legit.”
“they both get angrier.”
“surprise, flying robots. with bombs.”
“where the hell are we?”
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