im tired of online discourse. look at this family of quails
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Diagrams are helpful to me
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in a situationship w God
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The default length of pasta is designed to fit on a supermarket shelf, not to be the best length for cooking/eating.
Feel free to break it to any length you want (don't let the Italians know I said this)
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(by loves_samos)
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I’m having a spirited debate and need a larger sample size
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anybody else in the club feeling this one
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happy lesbian visibility week btw(!!!)
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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
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omg i told a million times just bc the amulet glows a bright pulsating red every time i'm about to commit acts of great evil doesn't mean the amulet is *driving* me to evil. it just gets excited is all
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