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I want to put you in a escape room with a timer so you have a limited time to get out before you drop down into a meat grinder
For research purposes .
"What."
>[He looks mortified. He doesn't like that idea very much...]
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🐀
"AAH- WHAT-"
>[He scrambles back, why would you scare him like this]
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"Oh! There we go!"
>[Coworker plugs in a cable into his computer, and the screen turns back on. He smiles, relieved that things are up and running again]
"Alright! Back to work!"
[OOC: I'M BACK, SORRY, I HAD GONE OFFLINE FOR A WHILE AND FORGOT ABOUT THIS BLOG! FEEL FREE TO SEND ASKS!]
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"Next thing you know, they're gonna be telling us they like being stung by bees!"
so like do you hate all rodents or ? what about mice?
"I don't get you people. Nobody likes rodents! They're gross!"
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"But what about my voice? I mean- I sound nothing like a girl!"
>[He puts on an extra-manly voice]
"Hi, hello, I'm this man's wife, I love him very much"
Can I put against a cheese grinder (I won't hurt you bc you awesome sauce) and can I marry your coworker? :3
“What?! No! No you may not put me in a cheese grinder! And whatever you do with my coworker is none of my business…!”
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"Yeah, I might look better, but I'm not exactly passable as a woman, no matter how much chest I have"
>[He makes a suggestive motion, cupping his chest, grinning at protag]
Can I put against a cheese grinder (I won't hurt you bc you awesome sauce) and can I marry your coworker? :3
“What?! No! No you may not put me in a cheese grinder! And whatever you do with my coworker is none of my business…!”
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"Yeah... it could work... If you're comfortable being my wife."
>[He chuckles, the visual of Protag in a dress still fresh in his mind]
"I mean- you look feminine enough"
Can I put against a cheese grinder (I won't hurt you bc you awesome sauce) and can I marry your coworker? :3
“What?! No! No you may not put me in a cheese grinder! And whatever you do with my coworker is none of my business…!”
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Remember... marrying that thing, one day, you will need to put it down.
Do not assume you can control it. It will become a monster. You will ne nothing but prey in it's eyes.
"..."
>[He glares at the anon. He's annoyed by them. But... he knows. He can't deny it. He can't say anything to this.]
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>[Coworker looks at Protag slack-jawed, but in his eyes, there's a glimmer of... happiness? Excitement?]
"Are you... really considering it??"
Can I put against a cheese grinder (I won't hurt you bc you awesome sauce) and can I marry your coworker? :3
“What?! No! No you may not put me in a cheese grinder! And whatever you do with my coworker is none of my business…!”
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>[Coworker breaks out into laughter, leaning over the desk]
"Nah, you're not being serious! You're joking!"
>[He keeps laughing, a hand over his face]
"It'd be so dumb if we did that!"
Can I put against a cheese grinder (I won't hurt you bc you awesome sauce) and can I marry your coworker? :3
“What?! No! No you may not put me in a cheese grinder! And whatever you do with my coworker is none of my business…!”
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so like do you hate all rodents or ? what about mice?
"I don't get you people. Nobody likes rodents! They're gross!"
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You, unlike protag, are not safe from being bit
C O M E H E R E P R E T T Y B O Y
"w-what?? No! Don't fucking bite me!!"
>[He scrambles back]
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"...we could put you in a dress."
>[He chuckles, putting a hand over his face, trying to force himself to stop acting flustered. He notices protag seems disheartened. But tried to ignore it]
>[He likes the thought of protag in a dress]
Can I put against a cheese grinder (I won't hurt you bc you awesome sauce) and can I marry your coworker? :3
“What?! No! No you may not put me in a cheese grinder! And whatever you do with my coworker is none of my business…!”
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"Wh-"
>[His face flushes slightly, and he's visibly confused]
"a-are you?? do you wanna be?"
>[He says this without thinking]
Can I put against a cheese grinder (I won't hurt you bc you awesome sauce) and can I marry your coworker? :3
“What?! No! No you may not put me in a cheese grinder! And whatever you do with my coworker is none of my business…!”
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>[Coworker grins down at protag, then moves away. He was joking, but... Protag's silence feels like a weird response. Is he bothered by it??? Now he feels bad. And sort of ashamed]
Can I put against a cheese grinder (I won't hurt you bc you awesome sauce) and can I marry your coworker? :3
“What?! No! No you may not put me in a cheese grinder! And whatever you do with my coworker is none of my business…!”
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"Nope, sorry, can't marry me, I'm taken!"
>[He puts his arm around Protag and grins at the asker]
>[Wait- what does he mean: "he's taken"?]
Can I put against a cheese grinder (I won't hurt you bc you awesome sauce) and can I marry your coworker? :3
“What?! No! No you may not put me in a cheese grinder! And whatever you do with my coworker is none of my business…!”
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Bryce, you wanna hear something funny? Because I just got a great idea.
>[You get swarmed by rats.. so many rats..]
"wait- what- WAIT NO- NONONONO- AAAAAAAAGHH-"
>[His scream is cut off as rats surround him, cover him. He's drowning in rats. But you can see the terror in his eyes, and the desperation as he tries to get out of the swarm]
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