caleb really gave jester a storybook in zemnian so she'd have to ask him to read it to her. next to a warm fire perhaps. that is peak romance. he was romancing her. in a way that saw her and knew her.
and they didn't end up together? worst meta gaming decision of all time. it's been 3 years and i'm still upset
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i accidentally napped and had a dream (nightmare?) where a new update for stardew valley released where everything was the same except on a random day in year 3 Evelyn would just straight up die. There was a whole cutscene that started in her house where she collapsed, and then transitioned over to the hospital where Harvey gave George and Alex the worst news of their lives. However, they got to speak to her where she said something along the lines of "Yoba will protect me, and I am sure he will let me watch over you."
Alex and George would not talk to the player for more than a few words for a full season after this event. George would spend most of his time in the bedroom, so if you had less than 2 hearts with him, you could barely ever speak to him.
And Alex... oh my god, poor Alex. If you were married to him during this event, he just stayed in bed all day. Otherwise, if single, he would just stand on the beach most of the time, staring off into the ocean. If you tried to interact with him, it would just say "Alex is grieving... Better leave him be."
There was also other NPC dialogue like mayor Lewis saying "I haven't seen the community in this state of mourning since your grandfather passed..."
there was also a glitch where you could make Evelyn live forever and there were entire guides for the "immortal Evelyn glitch" that got patched out in the next update. If you tried to perform the glitch after the patch, mr. Qi would tell you that "hey, it happens to all of us. We can't prevent it, and neither can you, no matter how hard you try."
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the chosen aesthetics of the various redstoners fascinate me. tango and impulse are tinkerers of various mechanical marvels. doc is the industrial revolution personified. mumbo continually casts himself as a silicon valley startup guy. its just. Interesting
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free my girl. she did all that but so did a male character and nobody cared
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anyone else think about their guy and briefly understand what it feels like to be an anime girl
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dinosaur sprinkles. look at this post with your eyes if you agree
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2:47 of Movement by Hozier save me 2:47 of Movement by Hozier
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i forgot how awful starting a new farm in stardew is this shit is hell i miss my husband and millions of dollars
meadowlands is pretty badass tho
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it’s a tough life for someone like me, who should have been born a muppet
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