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when you’re watching the lord of the rings, you don’t really get the full picture of just how insane it is that sam was able to defeat shelob in battle—in the book, tolkien spends literal paragraphs describing how ancient and powerful shelob is, how her skin is so tough that no warrior (NO warrior, like ever !) has been able to pierce it.

like sure sam had the phial of galadriel, but this guy is 3 and a half feet tall with absolutely zero training and he sent shelob crawling back into her little cave with nothing but pure rage. like OMG??? literal chihuahua of hobbits istg

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Peacocks are hilarious, really. They really are just like

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she was 6 months old bullying a 120 year old

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Loki + tumblr [157/?]

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#i slept for 18 hours and my throat doesnt hurt anymore but im still kinda dizzy from the cold medicine? #anyway 3 12s in a row starts now lets hope i dont die!

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my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

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two bros, both alike in sexuality

in a hot tub, where we lay our scene

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It pisses me the fuck off that yoga is actually ancient and really good for you. Part of me still feels like it was invented to extract wealth from white socal moms.

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non glasses wearers dont understand the reality that my glasses could have a two inch film of dirt and smudges and stains on them and i still wouldnt notice

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Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust

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Glasses people love to make you try their glasses on to see how fucked up their eyes are. It's a sign of respect in their culture.

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Aragorn opens the door 4k

#as always #i am looking #respectfully #👀

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i cant fucking think straight because of this stupid meme i go grab a snack and sigh "hungrypilled foodmaxxer" to myself its ruining me

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in mesopotamia there were no 'cover letters' or 'curriculum vitaes'. there were just, pots.