clowncityy

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you know what will salvage this expensive and unemployable degree? a second, even less employable degree!! #grad school

#deep sigh.

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name him. name your son

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A fun Game.

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if i had super speed im sure people would be like "how could you possibly have super speed" and i would be like "ok, ill prove it. name something you can get at a grocery store" and they would be like "hmmm okay. cheddar cheese" and then i would use my super speed to shave their head completely bald almost instantly. theyll never see it coming

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i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

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just imagine rounding the corner and coming face to face with

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in fucking Tears thinking about how disgusting a baby griffin would look

#terrible. i love him

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"Bug Trap"

#GET HIS ASS

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Gandalf: okay you’re going to meet Denethor now. Play it cool, don’t say too much.

Pippin: Hi I’m Pippin your favorite son died to save me.

Gandalf: …….

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Wahoo

#wahoo

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fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)

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Crab from Jazzpunk

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(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

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giant nudibranch (dendronotus iris) | source

#this guy is the crystal entity from star trek tng

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#me wine hook

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[ID: A very round sheep lays in some grass.]

#oub the Shape of that beast