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like. can we stop. haven't we had enough.

#i want to bike i want to run come onnnnnn

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coworkers under 35 love me for my cowboy bebop jacket, coworkers over 35 love me for my cd player, management loves me for my mental illness-fueled punctuality. everyone feels vaguely wary of me for my overall poor impression of acting like a human

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ok girlies we are at a sleepover. we know how many crush confessions you’ve given and received. now tell us how many people you’ve kissed

#like. low teens. #not counting middle school 'i pressed my lips against another person's lips teehee' style spin the bottle shit lol

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turns out the time sensitive work was not that hard

#granted i didn't do the optional stuff. which is like 75% of it lakfjdalkdjffa

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i mean sure man whatever. the stationary store has fucking pronouns

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guy who has literal time-sensitive work that needs to be completed within the next 3 hours: man i should start writing fanfiction again for real

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#yes #however they aren't allowed to have a daddy kink #which really shoots this potential in the knees on ye old grindr

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I lied actually my tattoo does mean something. it’s my fursona.

#when I get a full sleeve in this style. then my life will mean something.

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I'm just interesting what's gonna be the result on Tumblr

#yeah and it's rad as fuck but means nothing <3

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#fave

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being transgender is so radical actually like you literally just get to be. you just wake up one day and go "i'm trans" and then you are. and it seems so big and convoluted and like there's 18 million things you need to do to make it Official but in actuality the change happens right then at that moment. life is a miracle.

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i love the women here who only post when they want to complain about something or spread hate whenever i see their bitter text posts on the dashboard i feel so happy

#i'm doing my part alfkdjalfd </3