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happy third anniversary to my first five star 🥰💐

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what if diluc simply prefers the company of animals to humans

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beyond parody

#'if you're offered a defense job you should take it til you find somewhere more ethical to work for' #or - get this - you don't take a job making bombs. you get a job somewhere else. where you don't make bombs #I get that it can be hard to find work in a company who's ethics you agree with. I certainly have been in a position where i'm working #for people who I don't always think are making the best decisions for humanity #but I think that there's a difference between 'my boss is a former prosecutor and that mindset bleeds into everything they do' #vs 'I am literally making devices that cause such wanton destruction and death that if a civilian has one we SEND THEM TO JAIL' #there's a difference between working for a consulting firm that works with shitty human beings and a company that makes money #based on how many people they can murder as quickly as possible #and also you generally have to like...plan out your career goals. you don't just stumble into designing bombs. you need a degree for that #you don't study biomedical engineering and suddenly you're hired at bombville. ESPECIALLY at a big company.

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hoyo found another way to hurt me over la signora...

arlecchino's voiceline is hilarious, la signora was a RICH AUNTIE AUGHH. it's simultaneously pathetically cute and so sad that she was bribing the kids for love. im going to think about la signora at the house of the hearth forever now

#everything that I learn about Rosalyne just makes me like her more #it's insane that her most interesting shit is buried so deep. I like the whole 'artifacts have info' piece of them #but I don't think that crucial details for a MAJOR villain in the game should be hidden in artifacts and other character's voice lines #because there's something so damn fascinating about Signora bribing children into pretending to love her. epsecially since she KNEW it was #pretend affection? the fascimilie of affection was better than nothing and to pantomime a motherly relationship was the closest #she saw herself as being able to get.

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i finished this in the last 20 minutes of lesbian visibility week after not drawing at all LETS GO

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Tim Drake platonically sugar daddying ppl completely on accident is my favorite trope and i want more of it

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You're growing up too fast!

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Dead Cells is going great

Hand of the King: How often are you gonna come back here? I’ve killed you like 17 different times.

Me, hard stuck on BC2 with 10% HP, no heals, and a baseball bat build: I feel like it’s gonna be at least 18. 

Hand of the King: *Sigh* the caucasity of this bitch.

#dead cells #hand of the king #I love this game so much that I'm not even mad I'm hard stuck #I'm not failing because of bullshit I'm failing because I'm bad at the game #but I love it so much #I thought I found a fucking cheat code with the bat and stun combination but it turns out it doesn't work on HOTK so uhhhh #source: real time fandub

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Shout out to my girl Cass and my boy Terry for being the only two motherfuckers (out of 21 other candidates) to actually wanna be Batman.

I could never relate, but cheers regardless.

#this is why the ideal scenario is that we do Batman Beyond again. Batman Beyond 2. Another one. #but this time with both Bruce and Cass as Terry's mentors. he gets TWO hyper-competent but kinda horrible mentors

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Some villain who just found out the new Batman is like 17: "Your honour, Batman should be at the club"

Terry McGinnis, who had to bail on another date with Dana for this: "I WAS"

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#debatable #he has been loosely referenced as such in some panels but nothing concrete #it's not like 'Damian loves art' where it's straight up true but it also isn't 'Tim loves coffee' where it's basically entirely fanon #it's in a weird gray area where if a version of Jason started comparing his own life to that of Heathcliff from Wuthering Heights #I would accept it. but if it suddenly became his only personality trait I would not.

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Why do they deserve to win?

Talia al Ghul

Paula Brooks

#talia sweep #I am so sorry to ever other character in this tournament but it's gotta be Talia

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RAQUEL ERVIN YOU ARE EVERYTHING TO ME PLEASE WIN OMG

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Raquel Ervin

Mom

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DANA WINTERS OMG GUYS DANA WINTERS MENTIONED

She is EVERYTHING. She is SMOKING HOT. She is EMPLOYED. She is RESPONSIBLE. She is ARGUABLY THE BEST PARENTAL FIGURE TIM HAS EVER HAD (we don't know enough about Janet, but compared to Tim's Dads?? Dana I love you so much). We will go out on a date and fall in love and I'll take better care of her than Jack ever could.

Why do they deserve to win?

Dana Winters

Marie Logan

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I wouldn't fuck Amanda Waller if she offered me her country's entire GDP, I'd fuck Abigail Hunkel whenever and however she asked me to. The ILF just isn't there for Amanda

Why do they deserve to win?

Amanda Waller

Ma Hunkel

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thank you hyv for new albedo & rosaria emojis

i am well fed 😌