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My favorite misunderstanding I’ve had to clear up so far was a Japanese person asking me about the word “fuck”. Because apparently someone had told him if he said “fuck” in America that he might be killed on the spot. Which I think is the funniest lie that I’ve ever heard

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I hate the word “discourse” it just sounds like Goofy saying “discuss”

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Spooky

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tumblr im BEGGING you let me reblog ads

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All these years I’ve been looking at the wrong side.

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can somebody please find me that comic that’s like “get off your high horse” and it zooms in on the the horse stoned as fuck

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I made him a little kitty snow fort and I think he likes it as much as I do

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we need a nintendogs app i am sick of living like this

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Have you seen Luigi?

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*doesnt check my academic email* everythings OK

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i was talking to my cousin yesterday and he was talking about an accidental mistake he was dealing with, and proceeded to describe it as, “i picked a whole fuckin’ bouquet of whoopsie-daisies” and tbh i’m still thinking about it