clumsyracconking
Fuck If I Know
|Minor|they/he|you can call me Lukas or Luka| don't even know what this is anymore just expect to be disappointed
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i want to masturbate but i cant afford the name brand stuff so im always jakeing off and busting a rut and shit
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just gonna start killing people i dont find funny
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not my boss describing his relationship as a situationship, like sir, you have been with her for a minute and she takes care of your kids, that is a relationship
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slangin tacos like im slangin imaginary dong
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finding out there's a frankenstein ballet and that it was in october of last year…DEVASTATING
look at this. look at these. im foaming at the mouth
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i am in fact not tall enough to reach out the slidey window at my new job, someone grabbed me a stool
i got fucking humbled today
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i love cooking so much and i hate doing the dishes with all of my heart
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