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PSSSST I ACTUALLY MOVED TO HOWEVERIDISAGREE

#Y EAHHH TAKIN OLD URL BACK

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hey u buttnugger

w ho is dis

squints

k uro?//??????

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HEY PSSST YOU I MOVED TO ATTACKONTEAMPLASMA

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i am so painfully, incredibly awkward i am sorry

#chi talks

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do you ever think how bitchy and annoying you really are and wonder how anyone ever tolerates you

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Imagine your OTP having rough sex. Person A is fucking person B in their lap, while person B has their arms slung across A’s shoulders. Person B pulls on person A’s hair to get them to look them in the eyes.

#would you look at that

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((...I happened upon your blog, (it recommended you to me actually) and I noticed you need a Ghetsis....? ))

ahh my colress blog does actually have a ghetsis whose plotline he's going along with, but yes, both that ghetsis and n have gone inactive i'm afraid!!

so yeah it would be really cool if you knew any ghetsis rpers?? or were one yourself???

#Anonymous #;answered

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#thank

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i think ghetsis and yzma would get along well tbh

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non-binary genders date back to ancient egypt if not earlier and yet people still act like they’re some kind of “tumblr trend” like what else from 2000 bc are you not gonna believe in? roads? beer? locks?

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If other planets were at the same distance as our moon

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Lysandre, you look a little… different after the Geosenge Town incident

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Male olympia and kawaii gore lysandre!

#i love that lysandre

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what does bdsm mean? please explain.

best damn spaghetti meatballs

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my favorite thing to imagine is my otps doing domestic things

like colress and ghetsis go to the grocery store and start bickering about what kind of pasta they should get and end up making a bit of a scene

"i’ve told you, colress. for the last time, i refuse to eat spaghetti.”

"fine, sir, as you wish. you can just go hungry."

anD IT ESCALATES TO UNNECESSARY HEIGHTS FOR NOT AGREEING ON WHAT KIND OF PASTA THEY WANT

#reblogs from main