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#Youtube

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How to Ride a Werewolf

Now remember, a lady rides sidesaddle, NOT astride. Your mother would be in hysterics at the very idea that a daughter of hers would ride a werewolf astride! Why, next you’ll be showing ankle…

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we were discussing wills and inheritances in the breakroom today and one of the boys brought up that he heard if you hate someone in your family, you’re supposed to leave them something, literally anything, even if it’s just like 1 penny, so that they can’t sue and say you just forgot them, and one of the other boys said why wouldn’t you just say like “I specifically do not leave anything to this person” and one of the girls piped up “No, leave them 1 penny, it’s a bigger fuck you” and then she paused and goes “No wait, tell them that you leave them everything in the box you’ve buried in the woods and they have to go find it and dig it up and then they can have everything in it, but it’s just 1 penny” and because I am a writer, and thinking up wild things to have happen is part of the writing job description, I (without looking up from my computer where I was currently writing a story) said “or a bomb. I mean, you hate them right” and i looked up and everyone was looking at me and the girl (who FYI is a horror movie enthusiast and I had figured on appreciating the joke) goes “well. I mean, what are they going to do, arrest me? I’m dead.” and I wish I could bottle the looks on the boys’ faces.

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I'd like to formally thank the people of the UK and Ireland today for their rhyming prowess and forcing the Royal Mint to turn off replies to this tweet in RECORD time lmfao

And last but not least, the pièce de resistance that inspired about 90% of the hidden replies:

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check out this salmon i drew in my lecture notes

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current mood: scully clutching a jumbo bucket of fried chicken, horrified and surrounded by human remains

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rabbit year

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I love scenarios and I hate being in situations

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big fan of repetition in poetry. like hell yeah say that shit again

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i won’t change you for anything

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Three Worlds, M. C. Escher, 1955

Lithograph on paper 36.4 x 24.8 cm (14 ¼ x 9 ¾ in.)

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i hate when a poem is good. Fuck you for saying that for real

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Pair of bracelets with rock crystal hoops and gold rams’ heads, ca. 330–300 BCE

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Free reaction image I guess