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Ryoko Kui please return my calls

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Poor trout

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Can you stand up off the ground without using your hands?

While this ability seems very simple for some - there are many who can't do it!

Or at least, can't do it without some cracking and pain.

If this is you - here are some simple ways you can build up whenever you're standing up any way!

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Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me

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#not to be that guy #but the trojan horse story is only in the Odyssey

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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

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Bit telling that for years and years evangelical religious extremists have been allowed on university campuses with their bullhorns and horrific imagery where they harass students into physical altercations and when students complain to the university’s administration they just shrug their shoulders citing freedom of speech but when those same tuition-paying students start protesting against war and genocide they call SWAT

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you know i have never heard a convincing arguement as to why AO3 should not moderate the content that is posted to their website and i think a lot of the arguement against moderation on AO3 boils down to, terminally online people thinks community moderation is the same as government censorship and personally sending the cops to someone’s house to arrest them irl/

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okay americans i gotta ask because as an European i grew up with lots of american shows and cartoons and in a lot of them there was an episode where they give the protags a doll or an egg or a bag of flour or whatever and told them pretend to be its parents or something

#oh i said yes its a thing #but i did do that. just didnt see that option. #ours could cry and piss themselves

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#slayers

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artists on tumblr stop fukcing lying to yourselves you never draw those sticks and circles when you sketch stuff out you just die and you know it

#neutral good

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Leed and her warg puppies.

I think character design wise she's mz favourite in the manga and I can't wait to see her animated! ;3;

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we still get immediately shoved out of our immersion in tv shows or films when The Girl find a dead body and immediately shrieks - we just don't find it realistic because we're pretty confident most people would gasp rather than shriek (i.e. sharp inhale rather than sharp exhale) and it also feels unnecessarily (and predictably) misogynistic too, as men encountering corpses almost never do the same on screen

also of course please do tell us if you've actually encountered a corpse unexpectedly, because tumblr is absolutely a place where some people have done this thing and we love a good anecdote

suddenly imagining "burst into song" as a potential response

#i would freeze like a deer in headlights #sad

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Lmao how is this real, "the ambient sounds of the world were wrong, sir"

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this may or may not be a fantasy writing exercise for me. please reblog

#i gave you the obsidian mirror