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Look at those long boys, Floyd looks so happy swimming around.

#hehe #they’re so wiggly #twisted wonderland #jade leech #floyd leech

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I sent my friend your art and for some reason it crashed his computer and created this.

THIS IS FUCKING DEMONIC I LOVE IT

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I think we need more "unnecessary" gore in horror movies actually I think people should explode into a giant mess of blood and tissue and viscera during random scenes in horror movies

#spontaneous combustion is hilarious

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Oh my God! 😭 You dropped this queen 👑

#hoooly shit she is actually stunning

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dr ratio probably gave him the little kitty cakes

evidence:

he’s the only person aventurine (other than trailblazer) knows who went to the herta space station during the critter pick event

ratio is probably at least a little friendly with ruan mei. he takes interest in her research so he probably knows about the critters and their location

we first meet him at the forbidden zone, the critters are found there so there’s a non-zero chance that he stumbled upon the critters

yea so remember my previous point? he did meet them! thank you to my wonderful mutual @anominous-user for bringing this to me attention

so uh i think i can kinda piece together what happened now :

dr ratio learns of ruan mei’s research and meets the little critters in the seclusion zone

they won’t leave him alone, reminding him of a certain someone

he messages aventurine a picture and asks him if he’d like one (he’s very tsundere about it ofc)

aventurine obviously says yes

he trips over one of them a few weeks later

he took one look at the critters and thought to himself “hm aventurine would like this”, like he was probably reminded of aven when he saw the critters which is a whole other can of beans. he’s down so bad i swearrrr like aventurine isn’t even there and he’s thinking about him 💀💀

THEY WILL KILL ME SOMEDAY I SWEAR I AM NOT REACHING I AN BEING COHERENT AND NORMAL RN

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Shroud teethies.

#hehe #teef

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keeping to trends can brake one's schedule because THERE ARE A LOT OF THEM.

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decided that this will be my only dr ratio fanart because anything i would try to draw after this wouldn't be as good

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aventurine with cat... cat with aventurine...

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now they have adopted children

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a father of three mochi cakes

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TELL ME WHY MY ENTIRE FYP IS AVENTIO WITH THE CRITTERS

IM NOT COMPLAINING I JUST THINK TUMBLR KNOWS ME TOO WELL

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#aventurine #dr ratio #aucauscasuav #honkai star rail

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Snacks?

#helpppp they’re all so cute #ratiorine #dr ratio #aventurine #honkai star rail #aventio

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cat critter adoption's thought pipeline

(my twitter)

#kacsusvss #I love them #this is so cute #ratiorine #aventurine #dr ratio #Aventio

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how aven got his critters

#omg someone had the same thought #I love them #honkai star rail #aventurine #dr ratio #ratiorine #aventio

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#holy shiiit I love these so much sauce #wlw mlm solidarity #aventurine #acheron #dr ratio #black swan