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My tasks for the day could be like take a nap in the sun and I’m still like fuckkkkkkkk

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if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

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choking on my raw fish blunt cause I refuse to admit that I wildly misunderstood the concept of smoked salmon

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dude i just had the funniest premonition of your death

#mythra #alvis

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re: google AI. seriously. do you want machine generated misinformation or do you want to come here, to our beloved tumblr, and receive specially hand crafted misinformation. support real artists, guys. come to tumblr for your misinformation

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"complex" ptsd...to me it's quite simple actually

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hey. can i come over and explode into viscera in your living room ?

#6-4

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rb to give the previous person a fucking break because life aint life-ing the way its supposed to life and it fucking sucks.

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me doing japanese homework:

wait a minute….

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your boyfriend got caught in my flypaper again please come and get him i don't want to touch him he's really gross and he keeps crying

#tag later

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check this out idiot *rips at the thread that binds my spirit to my body and i collapse into a pile of wet meat*

#dungeon meshi i think

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(in her dms) yeah I'm just over scratching my hairy *remembers that women prefer intelligence over crudeness* mind

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buy her a pizza and fuck her in it 😈 #ass