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ghost and flicker >>> literally everybody else

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Woman who is bad at tea.

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venn diagrams are the highest form of literary analysis

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How to Speak Like a Dungeon Master

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Tula sizing up Bennett

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i was gonna type something similar and then i scrolled a little longer and ya said it better. thanks for doing the mental effort for me

AND NEVERAFTER WAS THE HORROR SEASON?!? The first battle of Burrow's End was the most gruesome, terrifying set in the history of Dimension 20. It made me feel physically ill for a moment.

Great work, Rick Perry and team. It was truly nauseating. And I mean that as the highest form of praise.

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If Aabria has 1 million fans, I am one of them

If Aabria has 1 thousand fans, I am one of them

If Aabria has 1 hundred fans, I am one of them

If Aabria has 1 fan, it is Brennan Lee Mulligan and I have been killed, please avenge me

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the wizard, the witch, and the wild one

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Ichabod

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our scrumptious scoundrels!!

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SHE HAS ARRIVED

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pobody’s nerfect!

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Aabria: "my eldritch blast sounds like a rumbling stomach"

me: THE HUNGRY ONE???? IS THAT--ARE WE??? OHHHH!

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In case you missed the stat cards:

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Grandma Wren as I picture her with flowers in her hair that Ame picked for her and Taro the rooster from The Wizard, the Witch, and the Wild One. (Listen to Worlds Beyond Number, it’s incredible)