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Remember the guy who blew his arm off in GTA Vice City?

His name is Phil, and he’s criminally underrated 

Not unlike the Soldier in TF2 he’s an entirely kooky diehard american patriot who adamantly claims he was once a veteran, but was actually likely rejected if he ever attempted to enlist

What’s even funnier about this is that he frequently gets emotional and drunkenly rants about his time in Vietnam

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Monty Python's Complete Waste of Time (Windows 3.1, 7th Level, 1994)

You can download this ridiculous CD-ROM with a self-contained ARG here, or packaged to run on modern versions of Windows here.

Tip: don't blow up everything on the mantlepiece until you've completed the secret area. And to complete was is accidentally potentially one of the hardest puzzles in video game history, remember: nobody likes a Benedict.

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okay so John Cleese singing Eric the Half a bee on his most recent show (just for @yonderghostshistories)

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Hiya! I was wondering if you could create an audio version of John's recent cover of the song "Eric the Half a Bee" that he performed on his (very cringe) show "The Dinosaur Hour" please?

Am asking cuz well I don't think I wanna sit through the TDH video version of the song on YouTube as I don't wanna disintegrate from the cringeness of it, ya'know? Also uhh, I think the audio version of the recent cover song would be more bearable to listen to methinks!

Uhh thanks!!

OKAY, dm me and I'll be making you an mp3 file

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talking heads x seinfeld 😁

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What would happen if Postal Dude from the videogame Postal turned up at Fawlty Towers?

I'm just going to say

Basil shouldn't be an asshole to the dude or it won't end in a pretty way

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Postal Dude: Guns don't kill people, I do

Dude's shirt:

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head embty

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Who do you think would win in a fight?

Del Boy Trotter from "Only Fools And Horses"

OR

Basil Fawlty from "Fawlty Towers"

Del got more physical strength imo plus he looks like the type of guy who knows how to fight

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postal '97

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I need to finish watching ofah waaaaa😭 and then restart it ofc

Boycie and Del in S6 E6 'Little problems'

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The SWAG

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Idk, but for some reason I have this weird dark (sometimes) recurring dream/nightmare thing where, in an alternative universe, John Cleese and Michael Palin were both assassinated on the day that they were in the infamous "Life of Brian"/"Friday Night, Saturday Morning" debate/interview by a religious extremist who was really THAT OFFENDED at the film LoB......

.......and I don't like this horrible AU thought.

Damn idk what to say, I guess you might be into some alternative history timeline but I wouldn't really know how you might get out of there ...but hey at least they're both still alive and well in our timeline ‼️

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If you were to hypothetically write the "Fawlty Towers" reboot, what would you do compared to the details of the future FT reboot/what would you improve with it and why?

Tbh I simply wouldn't rewrite it, I wouldn't feel the need for it, as the story was well and over in 1979. Plus, as I've said, what is a 38282828 year old Basil supposed to do on his own without shitting his pants💀💀

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Type of shit I'm on at 3am

Anita Pallenberg, late 60s

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I was having a conversation and I've ended up talking about xenogenders and I was like is there a postal dude gender

So yeah is it a thing? Idk it's just one of those questions that make me think

#postal

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fuck star signs reblog with your favorite postal coat color

mine's brown

#red 100%