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We need to lay more blame for "Kids don't know how computers work" at the feet of the people responsible: Google.

Google set out about a decade ago to push their (relatively unpopular) chromebooks by supplying them below-cost to schools for students, explicitly marketing them as being easy to restrict to certain activities, and in the offing, kids have now grown up in walled gardens, on glorified tablets that are designed to monetize and restrict every movement to maximize profit for one of the biggest companies in the world.

Tech literacy didn't mysteriously vanish, it was fucking murdered for profit.

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energy policy would be much better if we still had a tradition of animal sacrifice I think. people would be way more chill about nuclear energy if they could see a large and proud bull being ritually sacrificed every month or so at the base of the cooling towers to keep the plant safe

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a list of 100+ buildings to put in your fantasy town

academy

adventurer's guild

alchemist

apiary

apothecary

aquarium

armory

art gallery

bakery

bank

barber

barracks

bathhouse

blacksmith

boathouse

book store

bookbinder

botanical garden

brothel

butcher

carpenter

cartographer

casino

castle

cobbler

coffee shop

council chamber

court house

crypt for the noble family

dentist

distillery

docks

dovecot

dyer

embassy

farmer's market

fighting pit

fishmonger

fortune teller

gallows

gatehouse

general store

graveyard

greenhouses

guard post

guildhall

gymnasium

haberdashery

haunted house

hedge maze

herbalist

hospice

hospital

house for sale

inn

jail

jeweller

kindergarten

leatherworker

library

locksmith

mail courier

manor house

market

mayor's house

monastery

morgue

museum

music shop

observatory

orchard

orphanage

outhouse

paper maker

pawnshop

pet shop

potion shop

potter

printmaker

quest board

residence

restricted zone

sawmill

school

scribe

sewer entrance

sheriff's office

shrine

silversmith

spa

speakeasy

spice merchant

sports stadium

stables

street market

tailor

tannery

tavern

tax collector

tea house

temple

textile shop

theatre

thieves guild

thrift store

tinker's workshop

town crier post

town square

townhall

toy store

trinket shop

warehouse

watchtower

water mill

weaver

well

windmill

wishing well

wizard tower

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In this house we love old man boba fett. Also it’s casual cowboy friday

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Oh boy I gotta make this

kill the shift manager in your brain

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Look upon my beast who tries to bolt out the front door

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Telling myself this every day here's a meme

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what people who didn't grow up by the sea don't realise is that death at sea isn't a threat it's a part of life that you have to and will come to terms with. you can play it as safe as you like but at the end of the day if you choose to stay close to the coast you are entering a contract with the sea that she can demand you honour the terms of at any time. there's a reason so many old gods and eldritch horrors are ocean based. that's literally just what it's like. "i never thought the primordial forces of nature would eat MY face" skill issue.

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I love making up a recipe and finding out it absolutely fucks

I learned about this way of making pasta so that the pasta water forms a sauce. Do this with chicken stock. Roast broccoli dark in the oven. We have bland premade pulled pork in the fridge. Brown that up. Toast up tomato paste dark and add garlic, thyme, onion powder, rosemary, and red pepper. Deglaze w red wine. Make pasta. Add everything together. Add a tablespoon of butter, bc why not.

Eat so much of it bc it fucks hard

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Sometimes I go through your space usagi tag to feel the second hand power rush of creating a character without eyebrows that receives unanimous shouts of 'OMG SHE'S SO PRETTY' on every post (deserved of course, she's stunning <3)

ty sm! heres some more stuff i doodled while doing midterms

im always happy people like her design, i hope i get to animate it one day

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babe, you already did

#eurovision #kaarija #cha cha cha #sweden

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The Art of Star Wars Episode I - The Phantom Menace                              // Padme Amidala Concept Art by Iain McCaig

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2023 -> 2024

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“he would not fucking say that!” then put him in a situation that makes him say it, we wanna see him squirm

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chompers <3

Happy World Frog Day from all of the Totally Normal Frogs 🐸

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Watchergate: 4/19-4/22