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there are some internet friends where eventually you start calling them by their real name and then there’s times where its like nah son your name is crispy forever

#HE CALLED ME SOC WHEN I WAS HIS BEST MAN

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This one time, I read an absolutely terrible "Fairly Odd Parents" creepypasta where Timmy was just hallucinating Wanda and Cosmo because his real life was so miserable that he was disassociating and he actually just had 2 dead fish floating in a tank and his friends were actually dead and his parents and Vicky were abusing him for wearing pink, and, you know, pretty standard "grimdark kids show" stuff that became popular in the years after Rugrats Theory came out; but it stuck in my mind because there was this one scene where Timmy's dad throws open the door and shouts "Time for your morning beating!" And I keep imagining that line with his characteristic delivery, like

"Tiiiime for your morning beating, son!"

It haunts me.

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For example, 7x3=21, 5x9=45, etc. If you do, what is it?

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#3×4=12 #i like multiples of 3

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RIP Miss Lemon from Agatha Christie's Poirot, you would have loved Wikipedia.

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Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to

#my regret is endless

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the simpsons + my favorite lgbt+ moments

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It's awesome to see these sweet boys sharing a sensitive giggle

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BECAUSE THE ROOM WAS TOO SMALL

BECAUSE THE FOREST WAS TOO SMALL

BECAUSE THE GARBAGE DUMP WAS TOO SMALL

BECAUSE THE TABLE WAS TOO SMALL

🧍‍♂️ 👬 🧍‍♂️

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#“Oh wow! I use to come here all the time as a kid Scully.” #“I can tell. Mulder the chances that Dr.Matpat are right are astronomical it has no basis in scientific method.” #“Come'on it'll be fun! Whats the worse that can happen?”

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silly moment