cowboyvamps

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My zenos experience thus far :')

#ffxiv #zenos yae galvus #zenos viator galvus #cc

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stormblood

#ffxiv #ff14 #zenos viator galvus #zenos yae galvus #cc

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You're the wrong I need

#ffxiv #ff14 #zenos yae galvus #zenos viator galvus #cc #fav

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*"A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES" followed by the sound a dodgeball makes when it hits you*

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UNWARRANTED?

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post-post clarity when you're looking at your post on the dash like who gives a fuck. delete

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sleeping positions that fuck up your spine feel so good for no reason it’s literally the devil’s deepest temptation

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aww pouty baby :(!!! he's sad after i beat him with hammers

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you can't kill a linecook in a way that matters they will just be smoking behind the building again tomorrow night

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can the bisexual guy who’s weird about blood and bleeding hit just this once

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one must imagine i'm getting some sort of sick sexual pleasure out of all this

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fuck the tits or ass debate, i find eyebags sooo attractive. your exhausted, sleep-deprived, mildly haunted aura has bewitched me body and soul

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>> inbox says it has eleven asks >> check inbox >> two asks

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imagine going to a house party and ask to go to the bathroom and like theres a dark souls silver knight guarding a chest in there. and like you ask him to not look but he doesn’t respond at all. He’s not like agro, or staring at you with intent, but he’s FULLY aware of your presence and watching you like you intend to steal

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i miss them (fictional character i think about literally every single day)

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so glad i have the specific combination of things wrong with me that make me find this erotic

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“Unique war hammer, Germany, 16th century.”