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it's just me and my gay fanfics against the world

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detention - KNJ

↣ Namjoon wants to believe that he’s not a bad guy, but you’re unafraid of acting on your desires.

pairing — namjoon x reader

genre/rating — R | smut, slight angst

word count — 4K

play — detention by melanie martinez

warnings/tags — math teacher!joon, high school au, legal age gap (reader is 18), strong language, infidelity, sir kink, y/n is…kinda twisted, scent kink, explicit smut — edging, oral (f), face riding, cum eating, biting/scratching, multiple orgasms, fingering, panty stuffing (in mouth?), dirty talk, bit of degradation, spanking, protected sex, cowgirl, slight dacryphilia

a/n — throwback to 2019 when I was obsessed with the K-12 album

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It’s not like you care. The scowls from the prissy girls sitting a foot away from your irascible teacher’s desk makes you laugh to yourself, pissing them off further when you give them the finger, their faces scrunch up in repulsion, whispers no doubt filled with the talk of your platform boots that are crossed over your boyfriend’s lap.

A smile graces your face when you hear your name being boomed out into the sterilized room, having expected his early admonishment.

He points to your shoes and Jungkook lets your calves go reluctantly, pulling the seat of his chair in closer to his desk. You scoff. What can a sexually deprived, under-paid man do other than hand you a detention slip?

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“You can say anything and I will not abandon you.”

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oh they're about to vincenzo park jae sang, cover him in pig's blood if you will, pop popcorn in front of his outraged expression in the vip zone if i may say so

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Story time: I’m a trans guy. I have an identical twin. We’re both tall, androgynous, and have naturally deep voices

In high school a rumor was spread that one of us was trans. For years, everyone in school had convinced themselves that my twin was “the trans one”. She rolled with it to keep me safe, and said it felt like a compliment to be mistaken for a trans woman since she looked up to a lot of trans women. That didn’t stop the bullying, but it’s easier to deal with when it’s directed at the wrong person. I’m engaged to a feminine cis guy who is several inches shorter than me. I have 20-30lbs on him and I can dead lift him. He’s more delicate and soft both physically and socially. He cries during sad movies, owns half a million stuffed animals, and clings to my arm when he’s nervous or it’s cold out (oh yeah, also he’s adorable) Whenever the topic of being trans comes up, cis people tend to think he’s the one who is trans. Direct all “what do your parents think?” comments onto him. Completely ignore me. Ask him invasive/transphobic questions about his body. Tell him “you pass so well!” through grit teeth. Like with my sister, I get pretty pissed about this, but there’s not much I can do about it. I have had to argue with cis people to establish the fact I’m trans because they don’t believe me & think I’m joking. they’re like “but he’s - no, she’s trans!” and frantically point fingers at my fiance and sister. Because there’s no way an adult cis woman could be taller than 5′9 and choose to be bare-faced, and an adult cis man could love How To Train Your Dragon 2 with a fiery passion, enough to watch it 3 times in the theatre.  Terfs take one look at us and try to convince my sister she’ll never have a uterus or that she’s “appropriating women’s spaces”. Transphobes say my boyfriend will “always be a girl” and call him gendered slurs. They talk over them, block them, and grill them about what genitalia they have online. Completely unknowing that they’re talking to two cisgender people who are gay and gnc. @ young, closeted, scared trans people: any cis person who insists they can somehow “know” your “birth sex” by looking at you because “it’s so obvious!” is full of shit. people come in all shapes and sizes regardless of gender. Not only are they being transphobic, but they’re being homophobic too.

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hot girls love oat milk

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the works; bucky barnes

| one shots |

smut = 18+

   daddy; 18+ 

   champagne problems; angst

   strangers again; angst

   stuck; fluff

   i’m not like that; 18+ (crowd favorite fic)

   say you’re mine; 18+

   show me; 18+

   august; angst

   reckless; 18+

   brothers best friend; 18+ (crowd favorite fic)

   just you; 18+

   weekend getaway; 18+

   red lights; fluff

   ivy; 18+

   coffee and cigarettes; angst

   for the best; 18+

actually you can help; 18+

something like that; 18+

| mr. president |

a series of one shots consisting of president!bucky barnes x chief of staff!female reader

   mr. president; 18+

   one bed; 18+

   the phone call; 18+

| the bodyguard |

you’ve proudly served as the White House chief of staff for the past two years, not only as the first female but the youngest person to serve in that role. You were unstoppable… until you started receiving death threats that even made the President uncomfortable. Now you’re being forced to have protection until your stalker is found. Luckily, the secret service has just retained none other than Special Agent James Barnes to lead your protection team. Agent Barnes has protected people all around the world from London to Moscow. How difficult could protecting the young and beautiful White House chief of staff be? Perhaps it won’t be so bad… or perhaps it might. Join along on the ride of a lifetime with… the bodyguard.

part 1 | the meeting

part 2 | the first day 

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the experiment. || Bucky Barnes x Reader

Requested by anon: Can I request an Avengers x reader, Bucky x reader fic where the reader was a Hydra experiment at a hydra base and whenever she couldn’t use her powers properly, they made Bucky (as the Winter Soldier) inflict punishments on the reader. (Then after bucky joins the Avengers) whenever the reader is fighting the avengers she’s fearless but everytime she sees Bucky she gets scared and runs away from the fight. At some point Bucky realizes why she’s so scared of him and somehow convinces her that he and the avengers want to help her. Oh and you can choose whether you want it to be Bucky x reader or a platonic Bucky x teen!reader where he becomes her father figure! thanks and sorry it’s so long 😅

Word Count: 7.9K

Warnings: Violence, accounts of physical abuse

A/N: Anon, we are Bucky stans here. We always fall in love with Bucky :) I hope you enjoy! 

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Listen I would die for Jameela Jamil

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Just Friends Masterlist - Derek Hale x Reader

Summary: (Y/n) ropes Derek into pretending to be her boyfriend for a weekend but their repressed feelings for one another start to come to the surface, leading to a combination of both awkward and adorable situations. 

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

Chapter Four

Epilogue 

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Teen Wolf Masterlist

List of all my teen wolf fanfics

Peter Hale

He did it again

Missed you

Remember me

Guess who's going to be a father

Unexpected wedding guest

The bad guy

The hunter

Your anchor, your alpha

I'm with him now

Stuck

Black light party

Surprise

Back home

Student vs the master

Training

A dangerous date

Savior

Snowed in

Tree shopping

Lonely this Christmas

Something we're not fighting

Living without you is driving me insane

Busted NSFW

Dreams and wishes

Your mine! NSFW

Babysitting NSFW

A valentines hunt

You're not weak

Secrets part 1

Secrets part 2

Secrets part 3 NSFW

Derek hale

Revenge

Stakeout

Coffee shop

Pool hall

His new anchor

Baby blues

Mistletoe

Misunderstanding

Set up

Theo Reaken

What happened last night NSFW

Stay with me

Secret meetings

Liam Dunbar

Bait

Chris Argent

Home for Christmas

Preferences

How you met

Says I love you

Does something special

Finding out he's a werewolf

He gets jealous

You get jealous

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—𝓸𝓬𝓬𝓾𝓹𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷: 𝓫𝓻𝓪𝓽 ;

_____ is the newest – and youngest – addition to the Avengers team. Rich, important parents, incredibly smart. Trained in gymnastics, martial arts, acrobatics and more. Got a face that she knows will get her anything she wants; the long lashes, the doe eyes and lips that she just has to pout to get her way. She’s a brat – and everyone knows that Steve thinks so because he’s constantly reprimanding her as if she’s the toddler she throws tantrums like.

COMPLETED

♕ = smut 

part 1: brat

part 2: and again

part 3: hot girl summer ♕ 

part 4: dreams do come true (in new orleans)

part 5: a degree of fancy

part 6: thicker than water

part 7: silver lining

part 8: night changes  ♕

DRABBLES

lesson 1 ♕

pass the salt

eat the rich ♕

midnight snack ♕

bubblegum b**** ♕

sober thoughts

the witching hour ♕

the boss

the relapse

the stealth suit 

sex pollen ♕

reverse sex pollen ♕

period pains

honorary stark

“Would you go back?”

an attempt was made

one of his french girls

“let’s get married.”

the one about the piercing

the one about the dollar-bill knife

the dress

joining forces with scott lang

pre-serum steve

“please talk to me.”

meet the exes

pushing your luck

accidental mind-reading

the one where steve shaves his beard

recklessness

not taking no for an answer

midnight ride

spotify playlist

headcanons/ asks/ photosets/ miscellaneous

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they pruned the fruit

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i thought you were gone

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y/n right now:

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tom holland and zendaya are dating. red (taylor’s version) comes out in november. HAS ANYONE CHECKED ON JAKE GYLLENHAAL

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