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Ough

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Whats happening here

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Looking out for you!

#I did!!! #is he proud of me?

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Sighs. Ulysses having a "talk" with Fable.

"Do you see how every parent is with their child here? Do you see it? See the pattern?"

"They're no different than me."

"Bullshit. They are gentle with their children. They are kind and forgiving."

"Do you see how Kai is gentle with her son? How Wanda is gentle with her family? How much kindness they show?"

"As am I."

"No you're not. Look at how Icarus is with you! I don't think there's been a moment where he hasn't been disassociated in the time that you have been here."

"..."

"You have never been kind or caring to them. You've used them, hurt them. You're a bad person. And an even sadder, sorryier excuse of a father."

"What about-"

"I swear to the gods that remain if you say Rae and Enderian, I will shove my trident where the sun doesn't shine."

".."

"You're wife is in a tube, you've murdered 2 of your siblings, your child is self destructing and-"

"My children you mean."

"I meant what I said, you goblin shark. When you look at Rae Morningstar, what part of him makes you think he has EVER wanted to be your son? What part of him has EVER looked like you?"

"His wits."

"He got those from his mothers. And as a matter of fact, what happened when he called you dad? The one and only time he's ever done it? What happened to him, Fable?"

"..."

"You slapped him across the face. And had the audacity to wonder why he ran away everyday. Why he had so much fear around you and Icarus. You and your child, are cowards. Now, stay away from my kid and his family."

ULYSSES DESERVES TO BE UPSET

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I think Fable should meet Malitae cause I want them to bully him...

F: I am a Major God! I can create anything I imagine out of anything I desire!

M: Yeah, so can I? The only difference is, is that when i create something, it actually looks good... You're not special

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Free Gem from this madness

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so saw @sygni 's designs of watcher grian and it gave me inspiration

SO IM BACK BABY!

i'll be looking through my asks again so be prepared for that, sorry again to anyone who left something there

WOOO

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do you guys think watchdog emoticons look like this (∘ >∘ <∘ |∘ >∘( <∘( <

for reference:

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"Monster fucker"??? Well what about monster LOVERS huh. What about monster HUGGERS!!!

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Hi yes hello I'm calling out to any Stardew valley artist listening.

It has just come to my attention that my special little boi Krobus was in fact, hatched from an egg.

I DIDN'T THINK HE COULD GET ANY CUTER. BOY OH BOY WAS I WRONG.

Now I'm not asking anyone to draw this, but if someone also happened to believe that Krobus is the greatest thing to ever happen, perhaps an amazing drawing of Krobus in an eggshell could appear for everyone to enjoy...

Look I would draw this myself but I make stick figures look bad

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Monster lovers of Stardew Valley unite: it’s Krobus!

His cutie mark is a bridge, referencing what his ‘Krobus’ means in his language :3

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modders if anyone is listening, what this world really needs is a mod where you can room with krobus AND have a spouse. poor lil guy melts my cold dead heart but i simp for elliot too much to let him move in w/me. sometimes a family is a farmer, their husbando/waifu, and the little shadow critter that eats all the bugs in their house and i wish more people would realize this 😔 🖤

#so tru tho #i need this

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I have a mod that allows you to adopt with krobus and a AT pack that makes the kids look like shadow creatures because the idea of you and krobus raising orphaned shadow children is just too cute

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to krobus or not to krobus, that‘s a question i ask myself every playthrough.

#yes

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A family can be a cryptid farmer woman, her shadow brute partner and their adopted parrot wild child <3