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we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

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Cuddle sessions with Astarion would be ELITE. He would savour every moment of non sexual intimacy like it was his last. You could place your head on his chest and listen to the low rumbles of his voice while he speaks to you. He would probably stroke your hair or cheek absent-mindedly while recalling the days events. He would trace the curves of your body lightly with his fingertips. Enjoying how nice it feels to touch someone without having to perform.

It would be such a lovely moment that you would definately fall asleep in his arms. Since he doesn't need sleep, he would just sit there enjoying the feeling of each breath you take, every heartbeat, the warmth of your skin on his. It's almost enough to make him feel alive again.

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Prompt by @leighsartworks216 !

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Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

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Getting propositioned by both Halsin and Mizora back to back like man I’m just trying to hang out w my vampire wife

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Have we done this joke yet?

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Awesome piece of an animation art 🤯 Reels by alindraws

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Lost! in thoughts

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How about you doodle/draw Astarion on a clothes shopping spree, impossibly happy or teary or however you like, since he's had nothing of his own in 200 years

How about you doodle/draw Astarion just... Hugged. Loved. Cared for. Having his head patted. His ears caressed. Ticklish Astarion, maybe. JUST HIM. HAPPY.

How about you doodle/draw Astarion braiding beloved's hair (anyone, your Tav, Gale, Wyll, Halsin, a random Tav, Shadowheart even (I personally think they'd be besties and talking shit about everyone in camp in Elvish while they do each other's hair and nails))

How about you doodle/draw Astarion just sewing. Anywhere, any act, before or after the game. Just anytime.

How about- (I'm so sorry)

I loved the sewing idea and a little comic was born

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my masterpiece

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the greatest will-they-won't-they in television sitcom history. i guess.

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Guess who has been rewatching iasip...

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friendship bracelets i made for charlie day and glenn howerton LMAO charlie laughed out loud and glenn put his right on what a sweetheart

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Another baby was attacked by Israel. Torturing a baby? They're monsters, I hate all Israeli genocidaires and they supporters.

Zionism is a terrorism!

STOP zionism!

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this is a pliosaur i wish they were still with us