if you ever think English is not a shit language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.
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Who are you?
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DO NOT PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES
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meanwhile in London--
GET IN LOSERS WE’RE GOING TO SEASON 9
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Guess who's lordoftheinternet no more.
what the fuck is the harlem shake did i miss something
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when a singer actually has an accent in a song you have to sing with that accent it’s just a rule ok
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*feels threatening to or uncomfortable for them*
per·son·al space {noun}
the physical space immediately surrounding someone, into which any encroachment feels threatening to or uncomfortable for them.
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Dumbledore: The dark forest is strictly forbidden to all students
Dumbledore: Except for detention
Dumbledore: Where you will be forced to wander around when it's darkest and scariest
Dumbledore: Doesn't that make so much sense
Dumbledore: I'm so good at rules
Dumbledore: Ten points to Harry Potter
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if i swallow magnets will i be attractive?
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Billy Boyd singing Hit Me Baby One More Time [x]
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I feel like you've been missing from my dash. I hope you haven't left. :(
This tumblr account used to be mine at the very beginning.My sister decided she wanted an account, but seeing as I barely used it, she became the main owner of this tumblr account. She has now in fact left. She felt like she was wasting too much of her time on here and needed to focus on her university studies for now. I will still be on here occasionally, but not nearly as active as she used to be.Sorry, but thank you for your kind note, I will let her know she is missed.
:)xx
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i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens
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