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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

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Sneak 100

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today on neat hozier retweets: disappearing birds!

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“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em

“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant

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I don't think I'm meant to be employed. It really cuts into my goofy silly haha time. and it makes it nearly impossible to have any wow life is beautiful let me take it in time.

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no because i refuse to believe it was a coincidence that the camera panned to emily while hotch was signing his divorce papers

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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

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Hotch: why are there little hand prints all over the walls?

Emily, [whispering]: why are there little hand prints all over the walls?

Jack [whispering]: because I have little hands

Emily: because he has little hands

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anyone else write fanfic on their work computer? x

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Rossi: How many of you have ever felt personally victimized by Aaron Hotchner?

Team: *raises hands*

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criminal minds on family fueds

Host: Name something Russia is famous for.

Emily: Russians.

Hotch: *facepalm*

Rossi: She's not wrong.

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criminal minds on family fued

Host: Real or Fiction, name a famous Willy.

Morgan: Willy the Pooh.

Hotch: Morgan, no-

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criminal minds on family fued

Host: In which month of pregnancy does a woman usually start to show?

Reid: September

Host:

Reid: I'm a fucking idiot

Host: Aren't you a doctor?

BAU: Not that kind of doctor.

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Unsub: You ready to fuckin' die?

BAU: I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me!

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"It's a date." || in a universe where Aaron and Emily went on a date.

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Reid [to Emily and Morgan]: I know how to settle this.

Hotch: No kickboxing!

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Luke: Hey Garcia, would you like to get dinner with me sometime?

Garcia: Your application has been submitted and is pending board approval.

Luke: Wait, wha-

Garcia: DENIED.