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hot person in the grocery store i’m sorry that i must bid you farewell but i’ve fulfilled my journey’s purpose in buying three bags of sweet kale salad i got what i came for and soon so shall you. now go on get. don’t make this more difficult. why can’t i quit you. i’m sorry it’s not our time yet but it will be. someday. we were built from the same star you know
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this is my king lear
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*clint eastwood gorillas man voice* finally someone sucked me off and i’m gay
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Babygirl you are preventing me from fast traveling
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things are very good today!!!!!
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waiting on some hopefully good news today !!
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tactical peas
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idk looks fine to me
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i can make you stop masturbating......
good afternoon tumblr... turn up turn up
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remembering the time i ate an entire loaf of pumpkin bread and my mom got so enraged she called me a “little loaf eating freak”
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