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i do genuinely need to go on some sort of quest this year or i’m going to become evil for real

#trying to plan going to Amsterdam with my parents!!

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astonishing how good it can feel to get some chores done sometimes. you’ll be sitting there like damn i am some type of horrid little smeagol like creature who should be crushed to death. but then you do some laundry and you’re like wrow. im actually gods most fuckable soldier.

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tradgedy enjoyers when you look into the eyes of your worst enemy and can only see yourself

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i wanna ask a silly question bc i havent done a lot of polls on this blog yet

please i wanna know

#SHIT I CLICKED WRONG #I love weed but it smells like SHIT

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checking mutuals blogs like a nurse doing morning rounds in the ward

#I do this on Twitter #tumblr is personal I would never get into yalls business

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His shitty attitude and grabbable waist have bewitched me

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1930s news about a trans woman: Well I'll be curfuffled young Corlotta Jhonson has transformed herself from a dandy into a dame and what a Bombshell she's become. And How!

1930s news about trans men: Wanted dead or alive this young lady who started wearing trousers, the tomboy terror known only as The Crust is wanted for snorting the President's personal stash of opium and has slain nearly every senate member in a pistol duel.

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people still talking about "masc shortage" omg.... this wouldn't be a problem if you weren't only seeking out king princess clones

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sending nudes is so embarrassing like here’s my tits i guess. please respond quickly and enthusiastically or i’ll wanna kms

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*me talking to a guy with a penis* listen here, penis boy.

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do kids these days know abt numa numa

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legitimately so scary that i just made a doctors appointment for 2025. you mean the far distant sci fi future 2025? you mean the pacific rim 2025? you mean i have to go to the doctor while giant robots are fighting the fucking kaiju? fuck all the way offfffffff

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This bus company in my area has taken to giving its vehicles names. This one could have used a bit more constructive criticism.

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"Who's Hotter?" Battle of the Top Tier Hotties

#this is a near impossible choice but yall are choosing correctly

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GET WEIRD!