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Prayer circle for an Effie appearance in the Haymitch book 🙏🏻

#Yeah I like hunger games too

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mine are carrots, specifically raw. i can demolish a bag of baby carrots in one sitting. eat them like chips, no dip required

(sorry if tumblrs limit made me forget yours but pls tell me)

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“I’m afraid of getting cancer from the cadmium in my painting supplies” I’m not 😌 I love you cadmium yellow. I love you vermillion red. I love you uranium orange, haven’t worked with you but I love you nevertheless. Most of all I love you arsenic green.

#Nobody: #Bella “purple’s cool” Swan

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bringing this to the tumblr crowd. please read the whole post before voting

Some additional info from the comments:

- noone's recording. If any of the car salesmen try they're instantly disemboweled

- the billionaire expects six minutes of cuddling (with the bear) after you're done

- if you and the bear both cum at the same time your earnings are doubled

- bear is 24 years old

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Tag urself I’m Nina

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I’m back after 2 years for one little post because I’m rereading life and death and I’m at the point where Beau sees Edythe’s skin for the first time in the sun and oh my gosh it reminds me of how much I hate the sentiment of the “stupid sparkly vampire” when Stephenie literally revolutionized the classic predator!!! No longer a creepy crawly thing that hides in the shadows but a flashy, beautiful, alluring animal that lures you into its trap. If Edythe/Edward had truly been evil or a “true vampire” it would have been all too easy to get Beau/Bella and that’s why they were designed that way. A peacock or poison dart frog ready to lure its prey. It’s an entirely new take on such a classic beast and I’m sorry that the world wasn’t ready for it. God these books might just pull me back into its clutches 😭

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Twilight was arguably as big as Harry Potter (though not as well liked) so my question is where is our theme park? Where can I ride the spider monkey ride through the pacific northwest wilderness? Where can I eat $17 mushroom ravioli with diet coke on the side? Where can I drive go karts that go 120 mph because they trust their riders’ quick reflexes? Who will paint my face to be sparkle like the skin of a killer now?We were robbed

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Why do people need subtitles to watch a show in English? I don't get it. What is wrong with the ears of young people?

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love talking about weather. like yes girl the heat or lack thereof ❤️

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I seen this now you have to see it too

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girls 🫂 their emotional support piece of shitty 2000s media that altered their brain chemistry

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i am delighted to inform you that wild bears seeking out and swinging on hammocks is in fact a fairly common occurrence!

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You can read this as who had the worst things happen to them, who did the most with the least credit, or who the narrative treated the most unfairly.

Didn't include E/B/J themselves because wanted to think about supporting characters here.

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can we all agree that if emmett and jasper weren’t so depressed about bella drinking all the blood in the house, they would have convinced her that ej was a great name for a boy but it should stand for emmett jasper not edward jacob.