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cursedcattalastor · 17 days
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Hola, ¿quieres algo de comida? *le da un plato de venado* Creo que este es tu favorito, ¿estoy en lo cierto?
(Mod: I don't really speak Spanish so I had to use translation! I hope it's alright for you)
Translation:
"Hello, do you want some food?" gives him a plate of venison
"I think this is your favorite, am I right?"
Kitty got grounded because he tried to eat Razzle (They haven't fed him for 10 hours.) It was actually 10 minutes he's just being dramatic
Until he perked up at the smell of fresh meat
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Powering up, he pounces
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Yum
/⁠ᐠ>w<ᐟ⁠\
He was just lucky he didn't get the air jail
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cursedcattalastor · 19 days
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You look a bit hungry to me. Here!
*(hands him a bowl of someone's flesh)*
idk if you'll like it or not, but if it doesn't seem Appetizing, then let me know! And just in case.
*(gives him another bowl of jambalaya with some venison on top)*
Your welcome! I'll be back later!
*(poofs away)*
Food?
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Some soft pitter patter of steps can be heard under the table..
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More food!
He gobbles them up without any second thought
Although he does wonder, when some awesome peeps bring him food they somehow always poof away /⁠ᐠ◕v◎ᐟ⁠\?? Meh
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cursedcattalastor · 22 days
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Opinion on the taste of the innocent?
"mew!~"
For Alastor, they have the sweetest flesh and maybe bones! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)
Unlike the the people he doesn't like, y'know, someone like Valentino- probably tastes like rotten stink bug!
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He'll eat any kinds of flesh though, especially when the owner of the flesh screams, he revels on them (⁠◡⁠ ⁠ω⁠ ⁠◡⁠)
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cursedcattalastor · 23 days
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*gives him a bowl of homemade jambalaya*
Your welcome. Now pretend I was never here.
*pats his head and poofs out of existence*
Cranky kitty, hungry again and looking for some fresh meat
Until he was served jambalaya yet again! /⁠ᐠ>w<ᐟ⁠\
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He also loves cooked meat now!
He released some happy static purring at the pets, only caring about the food at this point
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He re-thought about murder, maybe not this afternoon /⁠ᐠ◕w◎ᐟ⁠\
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cursedcattalastor · 1 month
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Slowly hands two dishes to the cat, one of Jambalaya, and one of goulash. Both are made with venison.
*peace offering*
Alastor looks between the fresh cooked meats, he couldn't deny that the smell was divine
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Eventually, he immediately gobbled up the goulash, he wouldn't mind eating perfectly cooked flesh for a while
Then proceeding to feast on the jambalaya
After all, he loves saving his favourite for the last :3
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cursedcattalastor · 1 month
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:3
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Hope this hasn't been done yet
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cursedcattalastor · 1 month
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(This is based my Morningstar!Reader headcannons I wrote)
"Kittyyyy pspspsps nom noms!"
The petite blonde woman calls out to the irritated deformed cat, who had been hissing (screeching) at the hotel staff/guests hiding behind the bar, immediately halts his antics. His neck cracks when he snaps it around (180°), before he shrinks to his natural form. Little paws tapping sporadically walking towards where the woman stands, now placing down a plate of raw meat.
"Oh," she coos, stroking the cats hunched back as he eats, "my poor baby, he gets so cranky when he's hungry." The cat responds with, "Nom nommm nom" To which, the red tinted lips of the woman stretch to smile fondly.
Meanwhile, the staff/guests stare with a shared look of disturbance.
He immediately ran over with soft little pitter patter of steps, and feasts on the flesh that was brought for him
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He eagerly munches as if he never almost caused destruction because he was hungry
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cursedcattalastor · 1 month
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Pfft, yknow you shouldn't really bite the hand that holds you, lil guy
*holds against chest and pats on head with hand not being chomped*
But I don't mind honestly
Is enjoying the petting, but then chomps once more
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/⁠ᐠ◕w◎ᐟ⁠\
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cursedcattalastor · 1 month
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*Continues holding and smiling*
You purr? That is so cute 🥺
*holds out other hand in front of its face as offering to chew on whilst holding*
Little adorable demonic creature
Is still confused as to why you aren't in pain
But he wouldn't take down an offer
And happily chomps on your finger
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cursedcattalastor · 1 month
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He was about to statictly purr at the petting until he heard the word bath
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HISSS!!!
@rosies-emporium
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Happy static purring
<(◕w◎)>
Hmm? Oh my stars! I was wondering where I left that... Thank you, kitty, such a helpful one you are!
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She leans down to take her sunhat and pet the cat, but as she does so, her eyes narrow in recognition... before following down, towards the bloody pawprints left behind the strange creature.
Do I know you from somewhere? You sound quite familiar- Ah, either way! Say, how about a nice warm bath? You might be in a dire need of one with those crimson paws right here-
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cursedcattalastor · 1 month
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Adorable
*holds close to chest and holds*
*smile*
Is confused as to why you're not writhing in pain
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But then he realizes he liked being held
And started to release static purring
But was still hungry..
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cursedcattalastor · 1 month
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Awwww what a cute flesh eating baby
Adorable :D
Can I pick you up, I don't really give a fuck if you're going to eat my arms, I just wanna ask if you're okay with that :3
(Un)fortunately he had already latched onto your arm
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/⁠ᐠ◕w◎ᐟ⁠\
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cursedcattalastor · 1 month
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Hello creature, I noticed you followed me back to my home (my blog)
What are you, strange creature?
He lets out a little static chirp, along with his tail that swung side to side
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He looked up with a yellow smile, looking all innocent and friendly but the truth is..
He's hungry, and he wants nothing else but flesh~
"..mreww"
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cursedcattalastor · 1 month
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/⁠ᐠ◕w◎ᐟ⁠\
Lucifer telling Cursed Cat Alastor to not knock his favorite mug off the shelf.
CC looks him dead in the eyes, smiles even wider, and knocks it off with as little force as he can possibly exert
what a silly cat
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cursedcattalastor · 1 month
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"Now. Watch as I do this!"
*plops on Couch*
"Watch as he does a trick!:
Tilts his head to the side in question, until he felt hungry
Sees someone passing by, and immediately pounced on he person
*squelch..
*munch munch
And then.. whatever this is
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cursedcattalastor · 1 month
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*turns to rosie*
"He loves Rosie though"
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Happy
Happy
Happy
/⁠ᐠ◕w◎ᐟ⁠\
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cursedcattalastor · 1 month
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*turns him to face Vox and Lucifer*
Especially these two.
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/⁠ᐠ◕v◎ᐟ⁠\
HISSS
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