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cursedxmuses · 6 months

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“You mean aside from the multiple petitions throughout the kingdom asking for your longevity? I think theres a few in the other kingdoms as well.” She hummed. It was literally one of the most common petitions out there and each one seemed to have hundreds if not thousands of signatures! David really was the most favored ruler in a long time.

“Hmmm, noted! I will make some more then! And it better be potent, It’s got some rather…. Hard to get materials put into it.” No one needed to know she was anything other than part demon spawn after all. If her gray skin and catlike eyes were any indication of her unholy nature. Something that had become more prominent the more she used her magic.

Now satisfied with the sip that David took, the halfbreed took her place at her little desk (that she 1 million percent set up herself) and started on paperwork. “Altraeus, did you ever manage to get someone to map out the underground for me? Oh! David theres someone who wants to challenge you in about an hour. Typical adventuring party of six, try not to kill too many of them.”

“Your Majesty… am I going to have to chokehold you to get this smoothie down your throat again or did you learn from last time. It strawberry banana~” call Vertoria what you want, but she is one determined being.

The grizzled man in front of her glared, unable to understand why this strange woman took such an interest in his wellbeing. "And just what makes you think the flavor makes a difference?!" He barked before remembering just how stubborn she could be.

"David..you know she will never relent..." the dark haired man in gold amd black armor reinforced as if reading his mind, the reminder forcing him to rethink.

"...Fine.." The king relented, wanting to avoid a greater irritation "but only a fucken sip.."

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cursedxmuses · 7 months

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“You seemed to really hate the taste of the blueberry one earlier and i figured i would try fruit before trying more veggie based smoothies.” The halfbreed grinned, offering up the glass. A sip was still a sip and a win in her book. Call her what he wanted, but Vertoria was on a mission to make David take care of himself! And she wasn’t the only one either. If David had noticed, she had also gotten the staff and guards involved in making sure David had access to hydrating fluids and non perishable snacks at almost all times.

Not to mention, she had also gotten some of the smaller kids to try to get him to rest by claiming help with bad dreams and under the bed monsters. “… and where is that protection charm I gave you? Did you throw it out the window?”

“Your Majesty… am I going to have to chokehold you to get this smoothie down your throat again or did you learn from last time. It strawberry banana~” call Vertoria what you want, but she is one determined being.

The grizzled man in front of her glared, unable to understand why this strange woman took such an interest in his wellbeing. "And just what makes you think the flavor makes a difference?!" He barked before remembering just how stubborn she could be.

"David..you know she will never relent..." the dark haired man in gold amd black armor reinforced as if reading his mind, the reminder forcing him to rethink.

"...Fine.." The king relented, wanting to avoid a greater irritation "but only a fucken sip.."

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cursedxmuses · 7 months

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The best trope in the world is when a character realizes that they’re in love with another character and instead of being bashful or cute about it their internal monologue is just “NO. GOD. FUCK. WHY”

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cursedxmuses · 7 months

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Send a 🧵 to find my muse bound/tied up

#ehehehehehehehehe

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cursedxmuses · 7 months

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Send ‘💵’ for my muses reaction to your muse walking into a strip club and seeing mine up on the stage.

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cursedxmuses · 7 months

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please can we do inbox trick-or-treating this year. can we make that a thing on tumblr. please please please please please

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cursedxmuses · 7 months

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Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

this post must be reblogged by everyone

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cursedxmuses · 8 months

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Persephone moved slowly, inching away as the woman grew closer. She seemed friendly, but for all she knew that was a trap! It was tactic hunters used on escaped experiments often enough! But the air did warm up a bit too. When she was calm. Was this woman an Experiment too? Either way, the water was warm again so she stuck her hand in to absorb some moisture.

“Persephone, and you are right. Humans haven’t been coming around as frequently. You are the first i have seen in a few days.”

↬ For your muse to catch mine swimming naked in a lake (Persephone)

The hybrid was cautious, moving to the lake and dipping her feet in immediately when she didn't see anyone. Only to pull them out a few moments later when she realized how cold the water was! Confused, she leaned over and tested the water with her hand instead and had the same result. It was starting to turn to wood! She knew it was getting colder, but the water was warm this morning, what happened? Almost as if to answer her question, Someone came up from under the water, thin and hair blonde like snow. Frozen like a deer in headlights, Persephone froze and hoped the strange woman didn't see her.

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cursedxmuses · 8 months

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REBLOG IF IT'S OKAY FOR ME TO BOTHER YOU IF YOU'RE MY MUTUAL

#come and bug me at almost any point #i will get back to yall <3

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cursedxmuses · 8 months

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↬ For your muse to catch mine swimming naked in a lake (Persephone)

The hybrid was cautious, moving to the lake and dipping her feet in immediately when she didn't see anyone. Only to pull them out a few moments later when she realized how cold the water was! Confused, she leaned over and tested the water with her hand instead and had the same result. It was starting to turn to wood! She knew it was getting colder, but the water was warm this morning, what happened? Almost as if to answer her question, Someone came up from under the water, thin and hair blonde like snow. Frozen like a deer in headlights, Persephone froze and hoped the strange woman didn't see her.

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cursedxmuses · 8 months

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As the sun went down, the Dryad found herself drifting off. She hadn't slept in a long time after all, and now that she didn't have to sleep with one eye open she found herself relaxing quite easily. of course, that only lasted so long. She didn't wake up when the crow flew out, at this point used to the sounds of the forest. However, the sound of him walking did. She sat back up from the floor she had laid down on and cautiously walked to the door, hand resting on the door knob. she wasn't exactly told she couldn't leave the room after all, so why was she hesitating?

taking a deep breath, she opened the door and looked out, seeing the man right before the door closed. A small squeak left her lips and the door shut quickly. She didn't recognize him! was he the creature the Antlered man told her to be wary of?

“I’m just trying to find out why you’re here”

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cursedxmuses · 8 months

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"Hand me the diamond dust, please. I couldn't sleep, so I came down to the lab. What are you doing up this time of night?" (for Tori or Alex)

(Alex cause she is most likely to be in the lab lol) "Working on a wormhole generator that can also connect to Mom's magic. I am having trouble with the Mana to Energy conversion circuit though. I can convert energy into mana, but not the reverse. Very annoying!" The teen huffed, lifting the goggles she was wearing and turning off the soldering iron. She grabbed the diamond dust and handed it to her father, leaning back in her chair and stretching out soon afterward. "I think it might be a matter of building a separate converter for Mana into Energy, but I don't have a prototype for that yet."

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cursedxmuses · 8 months

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"Yes, my project name was The Dryad Project. The concept was to fuse plant and human DNA to allow fast limb regeneration, lower food needs, and an increased survivability in underwater explorations." She explained. well, that's what she knew of it anyway. Some scientists were not quiet speakers.

"I would prefer not to, but I can consume human flesh if needed to ensure our survival. I... I don't want to be the one to terminate them though." She had done more than enough of that living in the facility! "But we will need a garden bed to grow food for you. As for light, I can survive with as low as an hour of sunlight a day and still be able to provide and protect you if needed Ma'am."

The red-haired woman in the lab coat glanced from side to side, as if hiding from something, before dashing across the stream bed and into a cave on the far side. (For Persephone)

Persephone was hiding in her cave, stoking a fire with some branches and looking at her "stores". The forest was abundant with seeds for her to use! Unfortunately, while food was no longer a concern, the growing cold was. Her days, previously filled with gathering various fruit and vegetable seeds, were now spent collecting fallen branches, dead vegetation and dirt to make garden beds deep in the cave where it would be easier to keep warm. Would it have been wiser to just surrender to the cold? Probably, but the hybrid was essentially a fugitive after all. She needed to stay alert to stay safe, and that meant keeping warm. The last thing she expected (or even wanted) was a woman adorned in a lab coat to run into her cave. With no preparation for combat, she could only cower in a corner and pray she hadn't been spotted.

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cursedxmuses · 8 months

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"Oh no! No, she is much more worried about widespread manslaughter and chaos because i have a nasty habit of letting Bloodlust build up and basically make me feral. I've only had my own body for about... 20 mortal years? Still figuring things out." They smiled awkwardly. They could admit their flaws... some of the time. The deadly ones at least. "If he ever comes by I will cut his dick off for you. and is he has issues going up against a girl... well." It was practically a quick blink and Dee was there looking incredibly handsome, even to the straightest of males. "Clearly not an issue for me. Don't worry, I Ken-dolled myself. Honestly I prefer it that way."

"Saucy little thing aren't you? remind me to print a few things out before we do anything though. As much fun as finding out kinks and the like during intercourse is, personally i like to find out before hand."

Who names their kid Deception?

Alex sat on an Adirondack chair, her old and well-worn acoustic guitar across her lap, and looked from the end of the dock across the lake. Her “fiance” would be arriving any minute, but she just couldn’t find any desire to get herself together to meet him. The people from the capitol didn’t care that she had no interest in men, and when she’d tried to reject their choice for her, had arrested her entire family and told her they would not be released until she went through with the wedding. And no, killing herself was not an option. If she did that, they’d only kill her family.

She’d heard the Marriage Office was draconian, but… This was beyond insane.

She sighed, picked up the letter they’d given her, and read it again.

You will meet your arranged spouse at noon on the seventh, at - well, at least I don’t have to go anywhere, he’s coming here, although I’ll probably have to burn the house to get rid of the slimy feeling afterward.

Your designated spouse is named Deception Cruelty Morningstar. Height: 180cm. Skin: dark. Hair: blonde. Eyes: silver.

Your marriage will be consummated within the next 72 hours.

Bureau of Marriage and Families

Seriously? Who the fuck names their kid Deception Cruelty Morningstar? This has to be some kind of nightmare. Well, if he shows up, he can just fucking find his way out here to the dock. I’m not moving.

She began playing the guitar, and after a few bars, singing, her voice as pure as an angel’s.

Sittin’ in the morning sun I’ll be sittin’ when the evening comes Watching the ships roll in Then I watch them roll away again, yeah

I’m sittin’ on the dock of the bay Watchin’ the tide roll away, ooh I’m just sittin’ on the dock of the bay Wastin’ time

I left my home in Georgia Headed for the Frisco Bay ‘Cuz I’ve had nothing to live for And look like nothing’s gonna come my way

So, I’m just gon’ sit on the dock of the bay Watchin’ the tide roll away, wooh I’m sittin’ on the dock of the bay Wastin’ time

Looks like nothing’s gonna change Everything still remains the same I can’t do what ten people tell me to do So I guess I’ll remain the same, just

Sittin’ here resting my bones And this loneliness won’t leave me alone, listen Two thousand miles I roam Just to make this dock my home, now

I’m just gon’ sit at the dock of a bay Watchin’ the tide roll away, ooh Sittin’ on the dock of the bay Wastin’ time

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cursedxmuses · 8 months

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"They almost have it figured out. If what i gathered from Vee, they are working on a wearable charm for Fred that will allow him to not only travel between bonded with some ease, but also allow the wives to visit each other. Vee can get into old vaults and records most gods can't even get into." They shrugged. "The first test will probably be to visit us when they get to that part. Vee is incredibly paranoid about the chaos i am likely to sow." In fairness, Dee had mellowed out quite a bit. Now they do more harmless pranks that some incense could easily clear up.

"..... so a scumbag human?" They asked. honestly, they had eaten plenty of people like that. at the approach of the waitress though, they turned their attention to her. "Same thing but chicken instead of goat please. And may I have some water as well?"